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Author Topic: 12 pretty good rules for life.  (Read 1101 times)

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Offline Tillaway

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12 pretty good rules for life.
« on: June 23, 2003, 07:03:02 PM »
12 pretty good rules for life
Sometimes we just need to Remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are...

1. Never Give Yourself a Haircut After Three Margaritas.

2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the Duct Tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "you are right."

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her -- believe them.

7. Learn to pick your battles: Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"

8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

9. If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations You have another chance!

10. Living Well Really is The Best Revenge. Being miserable because of someone else's opinion just might mean that the other person was right about you.

11. Work is Good, but it's Not That Important. Money is Nice, But You Can't Take It With You. Statistics show most people don't live to spend all they saved -- some die even before they retire. And everything we have isn't really ours -- it was given to us by God; He just lets us borrow it while we're here...even our kids.

12. And Finally ... Be Really Good To Your Family and Friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance!

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Re: 12 pretty good rules for life.
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2003, 08:13:38 AM »
Number 11 says it all.
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Re: 12 pretty good rules for life.
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2003, 12:12:00 PM »
Well sure Don,  that's true in the long-run,  but in the short run,  # 5 is #1 ::)

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Re: 12 pretty good rules for life.
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2003, 02:08:23 PM »
Particularly at my age.
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