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« Reply #560 on: January 17, 2015, 06:04:12 PM »


"He criticizes everything.  If they hung him he would complain they didn't use enough rope!"
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« Reply #561 on: January 17, 2015, 07:40:47 PM »
he's tighter than 2 coats of paint     or tighter than bark on a tree
your wound up tighter than cheap watch.
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« Reply #562 on: January 17, 2015, 07:45:42 PM »
    When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Uncle Will - not yelling and screaming like the other 5 people in the car he was driving at the time.
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« Reply #563 on: January 17, 2015, 08:07:56 PM »
 :D :D :D
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« Reply #564 on: January 17, 2015, 08:32:25 PM »
Ouch !!!
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« Reply #565 on: January 17, 2015, 09:11:53 PM »
I never lose.....either I win or I learn.   smiley_carpenter_hit_thumb
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« Reply #566 on: January 17, 2015, 09:59:15 PM »
  That tractor of yours don't have enough power to pull a setting
hen off her nest.

                                           

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« Reply #567 on: January 18, 2015, 09:57:09 AM »
To those to whom it applies:  Just a reminder folks, this is an old sayings thread, not gross sayings.  Let's clean it up.
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« Reply #568 on: January 18, 2015, 10:49:14 AM »
Or the one I catch myself saying often "It is what it is."

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« Reply #569 on: January 19, 2015, 12:08:33 AM »
You can't fly with the eagles all day if you hoot with the owls all night.
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« Reply #570 on: January 19, 2015, 04:52:25 AM »
The last two posts had to be removed.  That brings the count to 15 posts that have been removed from this thread.  Some old sayings should stay in the past.  It was a whole different era.   Disguising words using dollar signs for an S doesn't make it more acceptable.
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« Reply #571 on: January 19, 2015, 10:32:50 AM »
You can't fly with the eagles all day if you hoot with the owls all night.


Also, "It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with a bunch of turkeys"!
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« Reply #572 on: January 19, 2015, 05:54:21 PM »
Ain't that the truth!
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« Reply #573 on: January 19, 2015, 07:43:46 PM »
" Strike while the iron is hot ".
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« Reply #574 on: January 19, 2015, 07:44:35 PM »
Or the one I catch myself saying often "It is what it is."

Or "That's just the way she goes"

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« Reply #575 on: January 19, 2015, 09:22:29 PM »
Hopefully everyone knows this is meant to be funny and not serious. If you eat something and it is good, or if you like something a lot, sometimes people say "oooo weeee, that will make you slap your Grandma!" :D :D :D
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« Reply #576 on: January 19, 2015, 09:55:30 PM »
Years ago, when I used to coach football, the head coach was a little round man.  One time, when he was evidently hungry, he mentioned that his backbone was rubbing a blister on his belly button.

 
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« Reply #577 on: January 19, 2015, 10:02:49 PM »
Good 1 Caveman!  :D
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« Reply #578 on: January 19, 2015, 10:44:55 PM »
"month of Sundays"

Example;

It'll take me a month of Sundays to split all that firewood.
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« Reply #579 on: January 19, 2015, 10:50:50 PM »
Guy at work today said he grew up with, from his mom " TAKE A SHOWER you smell like a goat!!   :)
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