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Started by BillG, July 12, 2008, 11:39:30 AM

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BillG

Hello everyone. I am new to the Forum and thought I should introduce myself.  My old man is DanG (but don't hold that against me....lol)  I live in Tallahassee, Florida again now, close to dad and family and have opened my own law firm.

I look forward to getting to know you all on the Forum as my dad says good things about you all.

Take Care,

Bill

Radar67

Welcome aboard Bill. So, what can you tell us about your old man that he won't tell us?  :D
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Mooseherder

Welcome to the forum Bill! :)
Congratulations on opening your Law Firm.  I know dad is a proud man. :)

breederman

Welcome! Feel free to dish the dirt on the old man. :D
Together we got this !

Paul_H

Welcome BillG,
watch out for these guys,they might go and nickname you "bilge " or or something like that but don't worry,I've got your back :P

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Warbird

Quote from: Radar67 on July 12, 2008, 11:44:07 AM
Welcome aboard Bill. So, what can you tell us about your old man that he won't tell us?  :D

:D  Tsk tsk. 

Welcome, Bill.  This is a great place.

DanG

Oh Crikey!  Now I'm gonna hafta watch what I say! :D

It's kinda neat having a lawyer in the family...as long as he's on our side.  He could come in handy on the Forum too.  When you see a really outlandish statement, you could say, "What kind of BillG is that?" ;D :D :D

Yer DanG tootin' I'm proud of him!  He has put an awful lot of hard work into getting himself educated, and several years of semi-indentured servitude in gaining enough experience to hang out his own shingle. :) :) :)  Now, if he can only make enough money to support me in my old age.... ;D
"I don't feel like an old man.  I feel like a young man who has something wrong with him."  Dick Cavett
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Haytrader

 Now, if he can only make enough money to support me in my old age.... ;D

Welcome, Bill.
You better go ahead and budget for him now.

::) ;) :D ;D
Haytrader

BillG

Thanks for all the welcomes.....As for telling on the old man, the good stuff is now bound by attorney client privilege (should have caught me about 8 years ago...haha), plus I wouldn't want to ruin his rep.

By the way, let's just get this out of the way......I LOVE lawyer jokes, so hit me......



Tom

We can probably introduce BillG to a lot of Bilge, DanG.

DanG

Hey BillG!  This is a family-oriented forum.  We can't tell most of the lawyer jokes we know on here. :D :D :D
"I don't feel like an old man.  I feel like a young man who has something wrong with him."  Dick Cavett
"Beat not thy sword into a plowshare, rather beat the sword of thine enemy into a plowshare."

Gary_C

Welcome aboard Bill. I'm not worried about you going over to the other side and telling about your old man as we already know plenty about him. 

I'm more worried about you going over to the other side and defending those scum bag insurance companies.

And about the jokes, the only ones I know are Minnesota jokes. Like the one about it being so cold in Minnesota last winter that we actually saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!    :D :D
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Mooseherder

Okay, but you asked for it. ;D

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Redundant. :D

BillG

Quote from: Gary_C on July 12, 2008, 01:50:13 PM
Welcome aboard Bill. I'm not worried about you going over to the other side and telling about your old man as we already know plenty about him. 

I'm more worried about you going over to the other side and defending those scum bag insurance companies.

And about the jokes, the only ones I know are Minnesota jokes. Like the one about it being so cold in Minnesota last winter that we actually saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!    :D :D
:D :D :D

I love it....

oh and DanG, I have probably already heard all of yours anyway....lol



DanG

Quote from: Gary_C on July 12, 2008, 01:50:13 PM


I'm more worried about you going over to the other side and defending those scum bag insurance companies.


Hey Gary.  Bill just came back from "THE DARK SIDE". :D :D  That's where most young lawyers cut their teeth, it seems.  It doesn't seem to have polluted his mind too badly though, just don't try negotiating anything too seriously with him. :o

BillG is a born salesman.  I've always said he could sell a second-hand paint job.  When he was in high school, they used to have fund-raisers to help finance the trips they took.  I never had to shuck a dime for his trips, except for a little spending money here and there.  He usually sold so much stuff they would take part of his money for those that couldn't sell ice water in the desert.(like me) :D
"I don't feel like an old man.  I feel like a young man who has something wrong with him."  Dick Cavett
"Beat not thy sword into a plowshare, rather beat the sword of thine enemy into a plowshare."

Tom

Dang might be incognito.  I just read that you might be a Lawyer if you have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.  :P :D

fencerowphil (Phil L.)

Quote from: Haytrader on July 12, 2008, 12:54:02 PM
 Now, if he can only make enough money to support me in my old age.... ;D

Welcome, Bill.
You better go ahead and budget for him now.

::) ;) :D ;D


Haytrader is correctimundo!
I mean, have you seen DanG's picture with his posts?  His color has completely faded out all ready -
even at his young age!

Welcome, Bill!
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BillG

Quote from: Tom on July 12, 2008, 02:16:53 PM
Dang might be incognito.  I just read that you might be a Lawyer if you have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.  :P :D


lol....Do you guys know how to tell if a guy is a lawyer?  When he takes Viagra he gets taller.....

BillG

Hey Phil - He's always been a little pale, at least until after the 2nd or 3rd Natural Light....lol

DanG

Quote from: Tom on July 12, 2008, 02:16:53 PM
Dang might be incognito.  I just read that you might be a Lawyer if you have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.  :P :D

Well, I don't have a daughter named Sue, but my little girl's original initials were ALG.  Weren't that a scummy thing to do to a kid? ::) :D :D
"I don't feel like an old man.  I feel like a young man who has something wrong with him."  Dick Cavett
"Beat not thy sword into a plowshare, rather beat the sword of thine enemy into a plowshare."

SwampDonkey

Welcome aboard BillG. Ya can't be all that bad, since the apple doesn't fall too far away from the tree.   :)
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Bro. Noble

Quote from: DanG on July 12, 2008, 12:22:40 PM
 Now, if he can only make enough money to support me in my old age.... ;D

Well,  DanG , ya otter be DanG careful what you wish for------I think my son, Tom is trying to make enough money to send me to a nursing home ;D


Welcome to the forum,  BillG.  You're gonna enjoy this ;D
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isawlogs


  Hey, bienvenue !!!!  ;D  Now I guess this means I need be backing an extra bleu ifin I ever get to go down south , now dont go licking those chops, aint no plans in the air for that trip just yet . We just been talking 'bout the best time to go head that way .
 
Quote from: SwampDonkey on July 12, 2008, 03:14:31 PM
since the apple doesn't fall too far away from the tree.   :)
Some do roll away a good peice though ....  ;D


 
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   Marcel

BillG

Thanks Swamp, Bro. and isaw, looking forward to hanging around here.  Based on the trees in my dad's yard lately though I may want to fall VERY far away from the tree....haha

isaw -  The Bleu would be most welcome (ifin you come down).  Bleu is good especially while sitting next to the ice and behind the penalty box....

TexasTimbers

Welcome Bill. I won't hold it against you. You probably turned out pretty DanG good in spite of your upbringin. ;)


PM from BillGF to DanG:

"Dad, you *have* to tone it down! I can't do any more pro bono for you!" :D

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