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Title: grits
Post by: thecfarm on December 30, 2017, 07:29:30 PM
Oh it's a great night for you guys to have some grits. Ayup you guys need some grits.  :D
Title: Re: smoked sucker
Post by: POSTON WIDEHEAD on December 30, 2017, 07:31:41 PM
Quote from: thecfarm on December 30, 2017, 07:29:30 PM
Oh it's a great night for yoozguys guys ta have some smoked sucker. Ayup yoozguys guys need some smoked sucker.  :D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

You're killing me Ray!!!!!!!
Title: Re: smoked sucker
Post by: thecfarm on December 30, 2017, 07:34:34 PM
I woulda hate for yoozguys guys ta miss out a great night ta cook up some smoked sucker. yoozguys guys don't want ta go hungry down there in smoked sucker land. Better go to the grits store to pick up more grits. This grits night will not last forever.
Title: Re: smoked sucker
Post by: Jeff on December 30, 2017, 07:40:29 PM
It's some cold weather out there this winter. I can imagine you are bring in an extra armload of firewood for the night.  thecfarm is probably using his preferred peavey to pry his loose from the snow.
Title: Re: smoked sucker
Post by: thecfarm on December 30, 2017, 07:41:32 PM
yoozguys guys can bring in da smoked sucker,eh? I will bring in anudder armful of wood. I just knows dat yoozguys guys are not bringing in any smoked sucker with temps in da -10 range.
The Kittery Border is safe tonight.
Title: Re: smoked sucker
Post by: Magicman on December 30, 2017, 07:42:30 PM
Shoulda used Gritz!!!   
Title: Re: smoked sucker
Post by: Jeff on December 30, 2017, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: Magicman on December 30, 2017, 07:42:30 PM
Shoulda used pickled herring!!!

I HATE THOSE! ;)
Title: Re: smoked sucker
Post by: Jeff on December 30, 2017, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: Jeff on December 30, 2017, 07:40:29 PM
It's some cold wedder out there dis good sleddin season. I can imagine yoozguys are bring in an extra armload of smoked suckers for da night.  thecfarm is probably using dat yooper's preferred large frozen whitefish ta pry dat yooper's loose from da snow.

Quoted for posterity.  :D :D
Title: Re: smoked sucker
Post by: coxy on December 31, 2017, 12:00:40 AM
Quote from: Jeff on December 30, 2017, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: Magicman on December 30, 2017, 07:42:30 PM
Shoulda used pickled herring!!!

I HATE THOSE! ;)
x2  I was just thinking about grits haven't heard that word in a while  :D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: WV Sawmiller on December 31, 2017, 09:38:09 AM
   I couldn't take it any more and had to look up Yoopers. My life will never be the same. Its a pretty terrifying discovery.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Jeff on December 31, 2017, 09:41:03 AM

Terrifying?
From the knowledge base

Yooper Night. What is a Yooper?

It's easy to understand that many wouldn't know what was happening on "yooper night." A "Yooper" is a locally common name for someone native to Michigan's Upper Peninsula. To start with many around the world, or even in the U.S. don't know that Michigan has a Upper Peninsula. To those who wonder, check out a map of Michigan. The Upper Peninsula is commonly shortened to "UP". A person whose born there is referred to as a "UPer" or  in time more commonly as a "Yooper." The folks in the UP are wonderful people, but they have developed a way of talking that is different that in some other parts of the US, or even in Michigan for that matter.

This comes from the fact that the UP is rich in copper , iron, and wood, and these materials were heavily mined in the 19th and 20th centuries.  Folks from all over the world went there to work in the mines and take advantage of the opportunities for a new life. There were Finns, Italians, Cornish, Germans, Pols, and many others. These folks upon arrival in the UP tended to live in communities of their own nationality. There was naturally some competition among the ethnic groups as to who were the best miners, or best whatever. Over time there have been changes, the mining industry is nearly gone, the woods industry has taken many of the former miners or their descendents. As you might imagine there has been considerable mixing and intermarrage amongst these groups. The UP is extremely rich in outdoor activities and is relatively unpopulated--maybe 400,000 souls, and it is a destination for many hunters, campers, skiiers, snowmobilers, fishermen, nature watchers, etc.

Their language is a little clipped, they talk fast, and portions of all these ethnic groups have crept into their vernacular. They're a proud people, those Yoopers, and proud they should be.  The custon of adding "eh?" to the end of sentences is common. That's something that many Canadians do as well.  "The" is frequently shortened to "da", and "for" comes our "fur", and many other localisms. And it sort of feeds on itself.

My kids are both Yoopers, although I am not. I was born in Lower Michigan. The UP has a bit of a slowed pace, while the Lower Peninsula, particularly the southern part of the LP is fast paced and sort of frantic. As you can imagine, there is a little competition between the peninsulas. Da yoopers make fun of "da trolls" (those who live below the Mackinaw Bridge), and the trolls make a little fun of the yoopers.  It's all in good taste.

Well with that background, Jeff, da Boss, made the forum software automatically insert a ",eh?" where it might not have been originally inserted by the forum posters.  It was all in good fun.  Some of us, close to the scene got it right away, while some took longer to figure it out, and some didn't figure it out at all, and understandably so. I thought it was great fun. We Michiganders were poking a little fun at ourselves, and many others were happy to help. As you know our beloved Chet is a Yooper, and one of the proudest. And a nicer or more talented guy you'll never find.

Hope this helps a little.  Don't feel left out.

Norm (da Troll)
Title: Re: grits
Post by: loggah on December 31, 2017, 12:50:30 PM
I remember one time when i was driving on rt2 across the upper peninsula  there was a logging competition going on ,i heard abou it on the radio,and one of the contests was a chainsaw throwing compeition !!!! ;D only in the UP ! ;D ;D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: coxy on December 31, 2017, 01:19:15 PM
thanks jeff for da little read   :)    I figured it out last night some what  just to let everyone know don't be afraid to brake my chops cause I'm not afraid to brake yours like my wife would say you cant hurt his feelings cause he don't have any  :D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: btulloh on December 31, 2017, 01:33:19 PM
The FF is a wealth of information.  You never know what you might learn on here.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: btulloh on December 31, 2017, 01:36:34 PM
There's been a lot of discussion about grits, but nobody's mentioned hominy.  Just be sure to cook the hominy in the pan you just cooked the bacon in. 

I wonder if thecfarm has the same level of hostility for hominy.  ??
Title: Re: grits
Post by: POSTON WIDEHEAD on December 31, 2017, 02:51:58 PM
Now Ray....I've tried to make you understand but you're just too hard headed.  :snowball:

But Grits is spelled with a CAPITAL G.

I understand you don't eat grits touch them or purchase them.

But please respect our southern delicacy my using a CAPITAL G when
referring to our food.

grits.  musteat_1

Have a Happy New Year.
Goat
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Jeff on December 31, 2017, 02:57:13 PM
How come you didn't?  Ya really shouldn't tell him to do one thing and you go off and do anudder. ;)
Title: Re: grits
Post by: WV Sawmiller on December 31, 2017, 03:05:18 PM
Jeff,

   Yep. That's pretty terrifying. Haven't been that scared since I did one of those DNA tests and it came back 40% Neanderthal, 30% Sasquatch and 30% unknown. :D

    Have a safe and Happy new Year and get those Blackeyed peas out for tomorrow's meal.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: POSTON WIDEHEAD on December 31, 2017, 04:26:34 PM
Quote from: Jeff on December 31, 2017, 02:57:13 PM
How come you didn't?  Ya really shouldn't tell him to do one thing and you go off and do anudder. ;)

:o............ :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:

Somebody is messing with my modification button!  :D :D :D :D
I will launch a full scale investigation.  8)
I've been Hacked!
Virus infested!
Old Server!
I need HELP!
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Jeff on December 31, 2017, 04:30:05 PM
I see no capital in your Grits to clarify
Title: Re: grits
Post by: GAB on December 31, 2017, 07:25:15 PM
Do I need to make another call to a southern member?
GAB
Title: Re: grits
Post by: coxy on December 31, 2017, 07:29:24 PM
Quote from: POSTONLT40HD on December 31, 2017, 04:26:34 PM
Quote from: Jeff on December 31, 2017, 02:57:13 PM
How come you didn't?  Ya really shouldn't tell him to do one thing and you go off and do anudder. ;)

:o............ :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:

Somebody is messing with my modification button!  :D :D :D :D
I will launch a full scale investigation.  8)
I've been Hacked!
Virus infested!
Old Server!
I need HELP!
I don't think we can help with the help that you need  :D :D :-X :-X
Title: Re: grits
Post by: isawlogs on December 31, 2017, 07:40:58 PM
 Capital in   Grits   Is this big enough,  ;D    :new_year:
Title: Re: grits
Post by: thecfarm on December 31, 2017, 08:17:50 PM
Food,the 3 main food group,bread,meat and cheese, No room for grits.
Please takes notes. Class is over.
There will be a test tomorrow.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: tree-farmer on January 01, 2018, 05:24:15 AM
GRITS, we are talking about Girls Raised In The South are we not?
Don't matter, I like both kinds, gals and stone ground kind.. :D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Logger RK on January 01, 2018, 06:14:22 AM
loggah,I'd of won that chain saw throwing contest,if I still had my partner chain that is. It's out in the brush some where, for around 25 years ago I figure now.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: thecfarm on January 01, 2018, 08:55:14 AM
No we are not talking about GRITS.  ;D
Just grits.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: coxy on January 01, 2018, 05:01:47 PM
Ray if you would just eat them they would quit bulling you  :D :D :D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Grizzly on January 01, 2018, 06:03:36 PM
coxy, NO! You'd kill half the conversation on the forum!   :D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: thecfarm on January 01, 2018, 06:17:14 PM
Kinda like veggies. People say how good they are. Jeff won't let me say what comes out of a backside of a bull.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: coxy on January 01, 2018, 07:22:33 PM
Quote from: thecfarm on January 01, 2018, 06:17:14 PM
Kinda like veggies. People say how good they are. Jeff won't let me say what comes out of a backside of a bull.
hamburger and stakes  :D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: paul case on January 02, 2018, 03:29:02 PM
Grits ''eh''?
What the eh is going on eh with all the yooperisms eh like eh and eh grits eh?

Why eh youall got to eh go picking on eh one another? Caint we eh all just eh get along eh with each eh other?

I cant eh hardly read eh this while eh I am eh typing eh?

eh eh I eh think eh eh it eh eh is eh getting eh worse eh?

EH
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Magicman on January 02, 2018, 05:27:12 PM
eh ??   :D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: coxy on January 02, 2018, 06:35:47 PM
I like the da  :)
Title: Re: grits
Post by: btulloh on January 10, 2018, 02:50:07 PM
Reports from the Department of Agriculture indicate that the unusually cold weather that just recently affected the entire south and southeast may have had a detrimental affect on over-wintering grit plants.  This could adversely affect the grit harvest this summer.  Based on that information, I would recommend that everyone stock up on grits.  Especially grit lovers in the Northeastern states and places such as Chesterville, Maine.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Texas Ranger on January 10, 2018, 04:01:37 PM
nothin' like warm GRITS in the mornin'.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: coxy on January 10, 2018, 04:22:18 PM
anyone remember the tv show with when the lady told mel to kiss her grits  :D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Dave Shepard on January 10, 2018, 04:44:09 PM
Alice's Restaurant. Based on the Arlo Guthrie song. The real Alice's was in Stockbridge, MA, 20 minutes from here. 3 minutes from bill m.

"You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant, 'cept Alice!"
Title: Re: grits
Post by: thecfarm on January 10, 2018, 05:31:10 PM
I have a life time supply of grits.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Magicman on January 10, 2018, 08:54:39 PM
And a standing offer for a lifetime unlimited replacement supply.   thumbs-up
Title: Re: grits
Post by: thecfarm on January 10, 2018, 08:57:17 PM
I think one box in my lifetime will last me a while.  ;D
One reason why I will not be buried in a casket. I don't need someone to slip in a box of grits to last me in the after life.  ;D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Jeff on January 10, 2018, 09:17:19 PM
So yer thinking ashes? Ashes that could be sprinkled over seed corn to help it grow then when harvested, stone ground into grits?
Title: Re: grits
Post by: coxy on January 10, 2018, 09:19:14 PM
Quote from: Jeff on January 10, 2018, 09:17:19 PM
So yer thinking ashes? Ashes that could be sprinkled over seed corn to help it grow then when harvested, stone ground into grits?
your bad bad bad  :D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Magicman on January 10, 2018, 09:27:58 PM
Does that mean that Ray (gasp) will someday be a bowl of Grits??   :o
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Dave Shepard on January 10, 2018, 09:29:30 PM
No, grits bushes don't grow in Maine.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: PC-Urban-Sawyer on January 10, 2018, 10:29:59 PM
Ashes could be shipped pretty cheaply....

Title: Re: grits
Post by: WDH on January 11, 2018, 07:48:00 AM
Ashes to ashes.  Dust to Grits  :D. 
Title: Re: grits
Post by: thecfarm on January 11, 2018, 07:53:14 AM
WDH,good one.  ;D 
Making grits in Maine is illegal. I think it's one of those old blue laws. Than you get them people from away,and they want to change everything to make Maine better. 
There will be no making of corn with my ashes.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: WV Sawmiller on January 11, 2018, 09:26:59 AM
   I have an old HS buddy down in NW Fla who works for the county and I told him if he dies before I do I am going to have him cremated and miss his ashes in a big batch of wet cement and go around the county filling potholes. Then I am going to tell everyone "I know one county employee who is doing something useful for the people in the county."

    I would think it would be a high honor to be buried in a casket full of grits. Kind of like southern Ambrosia to the old Greek gods.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Jeff on January 11, 2018, 06:00:40 PM


Reincarnation, by Wallace McRae

What is reincarnation? A cowboy asked his friend.

It starts, his old pal told him, when your life comes to an end.

They wash your neck and comb your hair and clean your fingernails,

And put you in a padded box away from life's travails.

The box and you goes in a hole that's been dug in the ground.

Reincarnation starts in when you're planted neath that mound.

Them clods melt down, just like the box, and you who is inside.

And that's when you begin your transformation ride.

And in a while the grass will grow upon your rendered mound,

Until some day, upon that spot, a lonely flower is found.

And then a horse may wander by and graze upon that flower

That once was you, and now has become your vegetated bower.

Now, the flower that the horse done eat, along with his other feed,

Makes bone and fat and muscle essential to the steed.

But there's a part that he can't use and so it passes through.

And there it lies upon the ground, this thing that once was you.

And if perchance, I should pass by and see this on the ground,

I'll stop awhile and ponder at this object that I've found.

I'll think about Reincarnation and life and death and such,

And come away concludin', why, you ain't changed all that much.
Title: Re: grits
Post by: POSTON WIDEHEAD on January 11, 2018, 06:14:42 PM
One of the funniest things I've read in a long time. :D
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Jeff on January 11, 2018, 06:33:18 PM
Thats my all time favorite poem. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scBA0wt7F_A
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Magicman on January 11, 2018, 07:04:10 PM
Thanks for that Jeff.   :P
Title: Re: grits
Post by: Bruno of NH on January 12, 2018, 06:05:15 AM
Grits can't be that bad if you put ketchup on them :)
My Dr won't let me eat them on my diet :)