Hiring a helper

[shopteacher]

Been thinking about hiring an offbearer for the mill. Only had one application, but I don't know. What do you guys think about this kid?

Thing I like is he's really good at math. ;D

[Danny_S]

Ya best send heem' home, no Steel toes and safety glasses.  8)

[Tom]

I've got a chicken farmer customer/friend of mine with a son that looks like that.  He bent my crowbar :D

[etat]

At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won't do