What I think the world needs!

tawilson · May 01, 2004, 04:21:46 AM

Don't forget, the ones that can't make it in private practice become prosecutors or politicians.

J_T · May 01, 2004, 10:25:57 AM

Know how many lawers it takes to grease a combine ??? Five if you drive real slow ;D This was told to be true I don't know. Said a man died and had two sons an got it a squabel over the estate. One went to see a lawer and was told he couldn't help as he was allready repesenting his brother but gave him a letter to take to a buddy lawer that could.On the way the bro opened the letter and it read .Hear comes you a fat goose you pluck yours I'll pluck mine . Said they setteled every thing peaceable their self.

etat · May 01, 2004, 02:48:47 PM

A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.

"I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But there is one condition. I am a lawyer's genie. That means that for every wish you make, every lawyer in the world gets the wish as well -- only double."

The man thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced.

Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But every lawyer in the world has just recieved $20,000,000," the genie said.

"I've always wanted a Ferrari," the man said. "That's my second wish."

Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But every lawyer in the world has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?"

"Well," said the man, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney...

Swede · May 01, 2004, 03:01:18 PM

"............. you ever try to get a milk stool under a chicken......"

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D And a bucket. And 2 knees! :D :D Can we get a picture? ;D ;D

AtLast · May 01, 2004, 03:46:35 PM

CK
Thats a fantastic idea....but I personally think the 1 MOST valuable time spent in this hussle and bussle rat race time is...family....to often both parents HAVE to work and that easily distracts from whats really important....we allow Play Station or M-TV to " babysit" our kids....or dont have the time to be able to dedicate the time we really want to. To spend it watching our kids grow knowing darn well when they reach " that age"...when they dont want to be seen with mom...or dad....when it's not " cool"...and the times from b4 " that age" become even more precious...the making of snow angles...the walks in the woods and all the other things CK mentioned...it DOES hit home CK...and I couldnt agree with you more....and b4 we know it....they are graduating....working full time and not able to visit because by than....THEY dont have the time...THEY become what we are...We ALL are doing what we have to do in regard to providing and supporting....but DARN it would be GREAT to be able to knock that up to another level....every night when mine were younger I ALWAYS made it a point to take my guitar when it was bed time and we would sing together..each picking their favorite song for the night and leaving them with that memory...being able to say.." I remember when dad would sing WITH us every night..."...