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Title: woodmizers in for it now !!!!
Post by: loggah on February 24, 2014, 08:37:35 AM
 For some reason i didn't have anything to do last night"BORED" and i watched Axe men, the swamp man Shelby Stanger had a friend of his cut a gum log on a woodmizer.  Shelby was impressed and said i got to get me one of these !!!!!! :o :o That guy could break a anvil !!!! ;D ;D if he gets a woodmizer the reps will have to set up a parts store  in his backyard !!!!!!
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Post by: Ga Mtn Man on February 24, 2014, 08:45:48 AM
I saw that episode too and thought the same thing.  The last thing that guy needs is a sawmill!  I was impressed and shocked by how much a sawmill can be neglected and still cut pretty well.  That was a sad looking mill sitting out there in the weeds.

Funny thing about that episode--  I had a friend from here on the forum tell me he saw an episode from a couple of seasons ago that showed Shelby owning a WM??? 
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Post by: thecfarm on February 24, 2014, 08:53:07 AM
I have seen that guy perform and he has no idea.
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Post by: isawlogs on February 24, 2014, 08:58:03 AM
 :D :D  I think the man has ideas, thing is , I don't think the man can put them in a row,  :-\ And if he did, he would manage to bend it, scrape it, bury it, drown it, name it he can and will do it, nothing is safe in Shelbytown.  Nothin'
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Post by: Gadrock on February 24, 2014, 09:14:56 AM
Funny thing is that the LT40 I purchased a short while back may have been the one in that episode. The owner stated that his friend and brother both had dealings with Shelby and not everything was pleasant.

The machine I purchased was a 95 model with 18 HP Onan...only showing 360 hours but I am still "fixin'" on things that should have been "fixed" long ago.

The episode last night brought the program to another new "low"  as far as I am concerned.

David G


Carry on
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Post by: scully on February 24, 2014, 05:03:18 PM
yeah I can't watch that show I always feel way dumber after......
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Post by: wills swamp on February 24, 2014, 07:33:04 PM
 i saw that episode also, noticed the mill was running without the belt covers.my understanding is that the covers need to be on to
extend belt life and perfomance, and of coarse safety reasons.was surprised they called the mill by make, (said woodmizer) and did not
blackout the lettering.on the newest episode i saw a mill in the background(the new guys)with blackened lettering.
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Post by: Jerry on February 24, 2014, 07:50:21 PM
You fellows are going to have to remember Shelby is selling entertainment not selling lumber. :D :D :D :D
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Post by: loggah on February 24, 2014, 08:30:21 PM
Regardless what that boy is selling,he aint right in the head !!! ;D
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Post by: POC on February 24, 2014, 10:12:32 PM
I can only watch that show sometimes...the stupid is strong with them ALL.
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Post by: strunk57 on February 24, 2014, 10:31:46 PM
If they want to pay me what they are paying him....I'll act as dumb as they want me to.
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Post by: Farmerjw on February 24, 2014, 10:35:41 PM
I don't think there is enough money to make me act that dumb!  Let alone tear up and drive as crazy as he does.  Oh, and jam a Ruger 44 mag in my pants towards my personal equipment like he does. 
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Post by: redbeard on February 24, 2014, 10:40:06 PM
You couldn't pay me enough to let snakes bit me let alone bit there head off. He is a sack of hammers.
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Post by: terry f on February 25, 2014, 04:49:23 AM
    Don't degrade those hammers by comparing them to Shelby. I see they added a new crew that looks like the cast of Deliverance.
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Post by: bandmiller2 on February 25, 2014, 07:16:30 AM
Bet he has grits for breakfast. Its a shame a guy like that gives rednecks a bad name. Of course he's just hamming it up for those liberal TV producers if he was like that all the time he wouldn't have lasted beyond puberty. Frank C.
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Post by: LeeB on February 25, 2014, 07:20:18 AM
You would be surprised at how many there are out there that are like that in real life.
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Post by: Chuck White on February 25, 2014, 07:44:26 AM
Well, I don't have any idea who this thread is about, but I have decided that I really don't need to know either!

The guy must be a piece of work!  :o   ::) ;)
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Post by: isawlogs on February 25, 2014, 09:03:14 AM
One should never judge by others accounts, one should at least check things out and either agry with or make his own assessment of the issue, at least that is something I always like to do myself.  Just saying.  ;)

  Please keep the piliticals out of the threads... it does not help the outcome any. !

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Post by: chopperdr47 on February 25, 2014, 10:54:41 AM
Shelby puts on quite a show. He's a famous fixture around that part of Louisiana even before the show.

At one time, he had barges where he could recover and mill sunken cypress on the spot. Don't let the show fool you, he's an idiot all the way to the bank. With that said, he could screw up a steel ball with a rubber hammer.
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Post by: Peter Drouin on February 25, 2014, 12:29:06 PM
He should have money, He doesn't spend money on clothes. :D :D :D :D ;D
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Post by: Delawhere Jack on February 25, 2014, 01:58:54 PM
Axe Men, particularly Shelby and that spastic kid who was recovering sinkers with his dad, are reason #3,271 that I cancelled my cable TeeVee. I encounter enough stupid during the day, I don't need to pay to stare at it on the tube at night. :o
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Post by: Nomad on February 25, 2014, 06:05:45 PM
     Look at it this way.  If that guy looking for "colorful" southern sawyers had found a bite, we'd be looking just as foolish now.

Looking for sawmill operators for TV documentary in Sawmills and Milling (https://forestryforum.com/board/index.php/topic,57143.msg829577.html#msg829577)
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Post by: Kllisk on August 05, 2018, 08:46:12 PM
Glad the crazy EDITED BY ADMIN. KNOCK IT OFF is back on :D WHOOPSY