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Jeff's dangerous tree club.

Started by Jeff, March 24, 2008, 09:31:20 PM

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Jeff

This is sorta like Tom's holey Oak Club, only much more dangerous, and much farther North. This ravenous tree lives on my property in da U.P.  See if you can identify the victims members inducted so far.  ;D











Just call me the midget doctor.
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Dave Shepard

Isn't it the property owners responsibility to protect visitors from mean dogs, icey steps and hungry trees? :D


Dave
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Jeff

I led every one of them right to it, so the answer is

NO! (evil laugh) ;)  It put on 2 inches in diameter in one summer. 8) :-X ;)
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Dave Shepard

What kind of tree is it, a carnivorous duck-billed poplar?


Dave
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beenthere

One of ya's is smiling..... ::) ::) ::)
south central Wisconsin
It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others

Jeff

Just call me the midget doctor.
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Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

Jeff

Quote from: Dave Shepard on March 24, 2008, 09:42:50 PM
What kind of tree is it, a carnivorous duck-billed poplar?


Dave

Thats close.  But not to close. If you get to close it might bite you on the aspen.  :)
Just call me the midget doctor.
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Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

Coon

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isawlogs

 
Quote from: Jeff on March 24, 2008, 10:00:58 PM
Marcel is just not right. :D

   Hey  !!!!!  That was genuine pain ... I know what pain looks like .. dats it ... You do gott to 'member I had the other arm broke !!!

  Now your da second one to tell me dat , well not quite  ::) the other one said I was " the boy aint quite right " Now I aint sure witch is better or worst  :-\ And you know what , he said that even after I gave him a Bleue  >:(
A man does not always grow wise as he grows old , but he always grows old as he grows wise .

   Marcel

Tom

Whooee! That tree has big lips.  Almost as big as Houlihan's.  Could almost pass as Jolie's but the size of that trunk gives it away, It's a Jimmy J.J. Walker, sure as shootin'.  

Fla._Deadheader

All truth passes through three stages:
   First, it is ridiculed;
   Second, it is violently opposed; and
   Third, it is accepted as self-evident.

-- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

Warbird

Heh heh.  That's the coolest tree ever.  It'd fit right into a Tolkien movie.  ;D

Coon

But the real question is:  How much liquid encouragement did it take before these people got wise enough to put their hands in there? :D :D
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Husqvarna, Stihl and, Jonsereds Saws

ADAMINMO

Jeff musta been the only one drinkin water and not "liquid encouragment"   smiley_beertoast . He seems to be the only one there that wasn't brave enough to get close to it.Or ...... Maybe he is a "little more right"   smiley_scholar than the others there!!  :D  :D  :D

Coon

Adam, that tree is Jeff's pet and he has to feed it sometime. :D
Norwood Lumbermate 2000 w/Kohler,
Husqvarna, Stihl and, Jonsereds Saws

ADAMINMO


Texas Ranger

And that sucker has teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Ranger, home of Texas Forestry

beenthere

south central Wisconsin
It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others

Warbird

Ouch.  Chainsaw without a kicback guard turn over on you or what?! 

WDH

I recognize OneWithTreeConk :D.

I thought that I saw a mad French-Canadian, but I must be imagining things... ;D
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Texas Ranger

Stuck my hand where it shouldn't had been, and got whacked.  A big exhaust fan, but hey, looks like it came out of the Ent's mou ::)th that way.
The Ranger, home of Texas Forestry

isawlogs


  Hey TR , hope its on the mend ... When this happen ???
A man does not always grow wise as he grows old , but he always grows old as he grows wise .

   Marcel

WDH

Don't mess around with Ents :D.
Woodmizer LT40HDD35, John Deere 2155, Kubota M5-111, Kubota L2501, Nyle L53 Dehumidification Kiln, and a passion for all things with leafs, twigs, and bark.  hamsleyhardwood.com

Texas Ranger

That's an old wound, I am much better now. 8)  But it seemed to fit the posts.
The Ranger, home of Texas Forestry

Jeff

NEW MEMBERS  ;D

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Lou's son David


Corley5


and last but not least...
Kevin  :D






Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

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