Southern fauna

[Tom]

This appears to be some some sort of Vibernum, but may be Tupelo as well.

 

[Jeff]

Is that a cock roach? I heard you guys got some big uns.

[Tom]

No, just some Vibernum leaves I think.  Do you see a cockroach in there somewhere?

[Texas Ranger]

Looks like a start to a gumbo to me.

[Bill Johnson]

I hate to say this, but that's some ugly dog you got there :D

[CHARLIE]

You know what I'm thinking? Well I'll tell you what I'm thinking. Those things can outrun a horse for 50 yards, so I'm thinking......SOMEONE IS TO DanG CLOSE!!!!!

[Tom]

I didn't know Vibernum could outrun a horse, charlie.

HEH HEH....Charlie Horse.....That's funny.

[Bro. Noble]

That reminds me of the little boy and his Dad that were taking a walk through the forrest.  

The Dad asked the boy what he would do if they came across a bear.

"Run like everything" said the boy.

"there's no way you can outrun a bear" says Dad.

Boy replys "don't have to outrun the bear------just have to outrun you".

Noble

[Jeff]

Shoulda bought a Sony Charlie, I believe thats the picture of Vibernum I took when I was in Florida and sent back to Mr. Tom.

I took it from clear across a big ditch cause there was some stuff that look liked poison ivy I'd had to got through to get closer.

[Tom]

Yep, your right, Jeff.  That is the picture you took from the road.  

Here is a picture you took from inside of the Lodge.  Stacy is posing against a wall of cypress that has a Palmetto frond and cattails mounted on it.  A bunch of poincettias are on the table.

[Jeff]

You would think it being Christmas and all Stacy would have look more excited.