Re: DanG and Termite!

etat · September 03, 2004, 12:58:37 AM

Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!

Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!

Q. What do you always get on your birthday?
A. Another year older!

Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A. No, they both burn shorter!

Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don't birthdays burn you up?

Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?
A. It's too hard to put them on the bottom!

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
"Next time don't eat the candles."

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Happy Birthday DanG and Termite. Hope you guys have a good one and that's for sure!!!

EZ · September 03, 2004, 03:23:41 AM

Happy Birthday Guys and many more.
EZ

Fla._Deadheader · September 03, 2004, 04:22:00 AM

8)Happy B'day, guys. 8)

jerry-m · September 03, 2004, 06:02:33 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUYS,

Hope you both have a Great Day.

Stay Safe, Jerry

DanG · September 03, 2004, 08:39:07 AM

Aw gee! Thanks fellers.

I don't feel any older than I did yesterday. 'Course, yesterday I felt about 95. :-/

pappy · September 03, 2004, 09:01:04 AM

Thanks Guys, and Happy bird day DanG

Already had one of my birthday presents -- one of our granddaughters spent the morning with us. 8) she sure can make me smile. ;D

DanG · September 03, 2004, 09:20:46 AM

And a HAPPY back at ya, Termite. I can go ya one better. We got two granddaughters staying with us for a few days till their new brudder gets home from the hospital. They can sure make me smile, too. They can also make me yell and scream, wring my hands, and retreat to the shop! :D :D Fer instance, a few minutes ago, one of them knocked my ash tray off the desk and it fell right in one of my shoes. >:( :D :D :D

BTW, y'all don't fergit Swampy. He's a Sep 3 babe, as well. I may get a chance to share the BD with him personally. I heard that the FDH/Swampy clan might make a run for safety, and MIGHT try to make it here. I sure hope so.

pappy · September 03, 2004, 10:30:40 AM

Well shoot DanG I never even looked at the calender thanks fer the heads up.

Fla D H if you be buy the channel please tell ya boy fer me

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWAMPY !!!!!

A good B-day present from y'all down in hurry cane country is stay please safe.

WV_hillbilly · September 03, 2004, 11:18:33 AM

Happy Birthday guys .

Take the day off , do something enjoyable and drink a cold beverage of choice . 8)

Norm · September 03, 2004, 11:49:39 AM

Well happy birthday Dan, Termite, and Swampy, kind of like the three musketeers huh :D

DanManofStihl · September 03, 2004, 11:55:17 AM

Happy Birthday and hope you have many more.

sandmar · September 03, 2004, 12:35:06 PM

HAPPY B_DAY GUYS!
It's also my daughter's B-day,<19>,so when we are out celebrating tonight,we will sing a chorus for you guys also

Have a great day and hope you all have many many more!

Sandmar

DanG · September 03, 2004, 08:38:21 PM

Thanks again for all the warm good wishes, folks. I escaped relatively unscathed from our month with the terrorist G-daughters. Funny how 2 days can turn into a month, ain't it?
Oh well, I came out ok. They only managed to set me on fire once, and Linda put me out with the garden hose in just a few minutes. I'm old, broke, and have a hurricane on the way. Other than that, I'm doing just fine.