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Started by Burlkraft, November 30, 2011, 09:42:12 AM

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doctorb

Expecting a full report, minus the male nurse issue, when he's strong enough to type.  :D  Hope it turned out as well as your colonoscopy!
My father once said, "This is my son who wanted to grow up and become a doctor.  So far, he's only become a doctor."

Burlkraft

Well I survived! Had a great bunch of folks working on me yesterday. I had 2 of these tests before. They didn't seem so bad before, this time I really thought I was gonna kick it there for a second. I couldn't have any caffeine for 24 hours before. When I get there they tell me why. The antidote to the stress medicine is caffeine! They put the drug in my I V and within seconds I couldn't breathe and came right up off the table. They had a nurse by my side to calm me down. She was young and had very warm, soft hands as she was telling me it was gonna be fine. They seemed to get the info they needed and just as fast as they came the symptoms faded away. Then I got a diet Shasta cola (no Pepsi because of budget cuts) and I felt great...exhausted, but great  ;D They didn't keep me and I'll know the test results in a couple a days. I don't have any neat pictures of this one, but I could always up load the colonoscopy ones  :D :D :D :D

So Beenthere it looks like we're on for Fish at The Avenue on Friday. I'm sure Chris will lookin' for us at 11:30  8) 8) 8)
Why not just 1 pain free day?

isawlogs


Glad to hear the nurses are young and have soft warm hands.  8)   Good to se you back here .  ;)
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SwampDonkey

Only way to get any taste out of it, with half lb of butter added. ;D :D

Glad you had a nice nurse lady this time. ;D
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beenthere

Great!!!
We're good to go.   8)
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doctorb

Watch that diet!!  I didn't know that a fish was a plant.   :D
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Jeff

Quote from: SwampDonkey on December 15, 2011, 10:53:17 AM

Glad you had a nice nurse lady this time. ;D

I heard she had an Adam's Apple. :)
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Warbird

LOL!  You guys are a riot.  Steve, glad to hear you weathered yet another procedure.  You know we are all pullin' for ya.

Raider Bill

Steve uses that word "plant" pretty loosely....
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isawlogs

  Yes like , plant his fork in da fish, dip da fish into batter, then plant da fish down on da grill type of plant.  pull_smiley    ;D
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JV

Steve, glad to hear everything turned out ok.  Ah, yes I have fond memories of young, pretty, warm, soft nurses.  But like crusty old Walter says, "All you can do is run to the end of your chain and bark."   :-\
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Ernie

Quote from: doctorb on November 30, 2011, 12:03:49 PM
They shoulda found somethin', 'cause if they didn't, it means you're a perfect a-hole.  ;)

Just a bad medical joke.....sorry :)

I just had the look down and look up thing but I am a bigger a hole than they thought because the endoscope wasn't quite long enough (they said it might have something to do with my hiatus hernia) so I had to return for a CT Colonoscopy, that showed nothing much so last week they had me swallow a camera and get hooked up to a sensor array for 8 hours while thousands of pictures were taken.  I'm hoping to get a CD with the pics, I already have one of my cardiac stent installation (Very interesting) and the CT Endoscopy (couldn't understand a thing).  Hopefully, one day they will discover where all my red blood cells are escaping, I really am getting fed up with this lack of energy. >:(

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Burlkraft

Quote from: Raider Bill on December 15, 2011, 01:38:30 PM
Steve uses that word "plant" pretty loosely....

Bill's seen me in action. I found that all life on earth is based on plants and water. Fish live in water and some eat plants. I eat fish. A small child can plainly see that connection. Now if those fish are fried in peanut oil...well what is a peanut? I know , I know it's a tubor, but it's still a plant. And besides me and Beenthere always have slaw with our fish...HELLO!!!
Cabbage...carrots! We always have a diet Pepsi and that's zero calories.
I would feel well prepaired to take this debate to my dietician and win!!  :D :D :D
Why not just 1 pain free day?

SwampDonkey

Well it seems you came out hole whole from the procedure anyway. ;D
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doctorb

Cattle eat plants too.  By your logic, doesn't that make steak plant based?  Glad everything came out OK. I am sure the medical profession can dream up more tests with which to invade you.  Can't wait for the next chapter. 
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Buck

Glad you asked that one Doc. I was headed there too. ;)
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Burlkraft

Quote from: doctorb on December 15, 2011, 08:22:45 PM
Cattle eat plants too.  By your logic, doesn't that make steak plant based?  Glad everything came out OK. I am sure the medical profession can dream up more tests with which to invade you.  Can't wait for the next chapter.

He did mention one time wether I was nuts and that maybe we should talk about that.

We won't be talking to any of them guys. I'm gonna keep all my creepy secrets to myselfand Jill and Jeff  :D :D :D :D
Why not just 1 pain free day?

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