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Started by POSTON WIDEHEAD, November 13, 2013, 10:49:36 AM

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mpilting

My dad had a funny limerick. Not exactly an old saying, but still pretty old, and funny. He told it to me when I was a little kid, scared of going upstairs by myself.
I met a man upon the stair -
a little man who wasn't there.
I met him there again today.
I wish that man would go away.

POSTON WIDEHEAD

A guy picked up his lumber EARLY today ( Sunday Morning ).
He was so excited he had actually brought logs out of his yard and got enough lumber to put board and baton on his shed.

He said, "I'm as happy as a Carp in a Septic Tank!".   :o :o :o

I'm thinking holy ........ :D :D :D :D :D

He was jacked!
The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

Darrel

 :D :D :D :D :D

I wonder if that's happier than a dog with a stick. 
1992 LT40HD

If I don't pick myself up by my own bootstraps, nobody else will.

WV Sawmiller

   I always heard "Happy as a pig in a mudhole."
Howard Green
WM LT35HDG25(2015) , 2011 4WD F150 Ford Lariat PU, Kawasaki 650 ATV, Stihl 440 Chainsaw, homemade logging arch (w/custom built rear log dolly), JD 750 w/4' wide Bushhog brand FEL

Dad always said "You can shear a sheep a bunch of times but you can only skin him once

JJ

tornado in a trailer park.

Ljohnsaw

Hmm, my dad was from West Virginia and he always said "Happy as a pig in a poke".
John Sawicky

Just North-East of Sacramento...

SkyTrak 9038, Ford 545D FEL, Davis Little Monster backhoe, Case 16+4 Trencher, Home Built 42" capacity/36" cut Bandmill up to 54' long - using it all to build a timber frame cabin.

caveman

...a dead dog laying in the sunshine.
Caveman

4x4American

...a dog eating chinese food
Boy, back in my day..

DFILER2

There are some really good sayings in this thread, one of my favorites that a friend used once.

"You can never go back and have a new beginning, but you can start today and create a new ending."

bags

The early bird gets the worm--- but the second mouse gets the cheese.

4x4American

Quote from: bags on April 03, 2018, 08:30:30 PM
The early bird gets the worm--- but the second mouse gets the cheese.
lol lol lol 
Boy, back in my day..

Skipper11A

This thread is so lame that it only proves the old adage that "There's only three kinds of people in this world.  Those that can count, and those that can't!"

Dan W

 Grinning like a skunk eating bumblebees watching someone that is shivering like a dog pooping razor blades!!!!😁

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