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The Night Before Christmas

Started by etat, December 06, 2004, 08:34:14 AM

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etat

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'Twas the night before Christmas, when through out the forum

Ya didn't have to worry, no subjects was humdrum

The members were all, checking in  with some  care,

In hopes that Ole Tom, or maybe Jeff  would be there;

It was way too early, for some of us to be in bed

Cause visions of grits,  danced in our heads;

Now my buddy JT, had done took him a nap

And we all get a chuckle, the way Jeff fixes Bro. Nobels Cap

I'm sorry but I've got to, just mention his nose

It lights up the Forum, the way that it glows

EZ and Furby, and I'm sure Patty too

Was waitin for Norm to cook up some stew!

Beenthere I was sure, I heard something Clatter

I sprang to the computer,  to see what was the matter.

I got on the keyboard,and typed like a  flash,

Cause me and I-saw-logs, had made a deal to swap Cash!

Then what to my wondering eyes should appear,

I looked out the window, and saw some reindeer

Shopteacher that driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be Deadheader!.

More rapid than eagles his reindeer they came,

He was subbing for Santa, and this is what he sang

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

So up to the house-top them reindeer they flew,

And I shorely was worried
Cause Swamp Donkey was helpin him too

He couldn't hardly move, he had so much on his back
Swamp  looked like a peddler, a totin his pack.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

As he sprang to the sleigh, Deadheader gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard them exclaim, as they drove out of sight,

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night." :)
Old Age and Treachery will outperform Youth and Inexperence. The thing is, getting older is starting to be painful.

KENROD



I like it.
But you knows Deadheader can't drive reindeers.

isawlogs

  What could be added..... to you and to all have a merry christmas  ,  Oh !!!! Remember .... Keep your stick on the ice ;) ;) ;) :)
A man does not always grow wise as he grows old , but he always grows old as he grows wise .

   Marcel

Murf

Cute, I like it.....

I think you have waaaaay too much time on your hands, but I like it!  :D

If you're going to break a law..... make sure it's Murphy's Law.

Fla._Deadheader

 8) :D :D :D
  Thanks, that's cute. ;) ;D ;D

  Kenrod, don't jump to conclusions.  ;D  Grandad taught me how to skid logs with a Mare.  8) Can't be THAT much harder to rein in a 4 hitch??  ;D :D :D :D
All truth passes through three stages:
   First, it is ridiculed;
   Second, it is violently opposed; and
   Third, it is accepted as self-evident.

-- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

MULE_MAN

Once they see that hat your wearing, There might be a run away  :D  :D  :D  ;D
                                   MERRY CHRISTMAS  MULE-MAN
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Fla._Deadheader

   :D :D :D :D :D

  Might could let 'em snack on it to keep 'em movin.  ::) ;D :D :D
All truth passes through three stages:
   First, it is ridiculed;
   Second, it is violently opposed; and
   Third, it is accepted as self-evident.

-- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

etat

Say what you will, I don't give a drat :)

Them reindeer won't run ;D, not away from that hat!

But he might oughta worry, cause  if they get in the mood ::)

Them ding dang dong reindeer, might mistake his head for food! 8)

Old Age and Treachery will outperform Youth and Inexperence. The thing is, getting older is starting to be painful.

EZ

I enjoyed that alot.
Thanks cktate.
EZ

Roxie

 ;D
Thanks CK!  That is really clever!  
Say when

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