Ruler for leveling log??

doc henderson · October 08, 2019, 10:15:15 PM

@Southside i will make you one with chickens, instead of numbers, but it will only be 10 inches long cause no one wants you to take off your shoes!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)

:D :D :D :D ;) smiley_airfreshener

Southside · October 08, 2019, 10:17:32 PM

:D :D :D :D

Magicman · October 08, 2019, 10:59:19 PM

Quote from: doc henderson on October 08, 2019, 09:49:27 PMbig enough for Magicman to see from 10 paces.

So do you want me to look with my Left Eye?

Or my Right Eye??

doc henderson · October 08, 2019, 11:09:03 PM

hope you are ok! did you have eye surgery?

Nebraska · October 08, 2019, 11:28:20 PM

Ditto, was chuckling at the thread, not a good look.

Magicman · October 09, 2019, 07:53:27 AM

No, just battle scars from years past. It is sometime painful to get as old as I am.

Wanna see my toes??

doc henderson · October 09, 2019, 08:19:08 AM

sorry @Magicman I am off work today, and I am not sure how far this is going!!! :D :D :D

Old Greenhorn · October 09, 2019, 08:43:16 AM

Quote from: Magicman on October 09, 2019, 07:53:27 AM
No, just battle scars from years past. It is sometime painful to get as old as I am.

Wanna see my toes??

Chicks dig scars. :D ;D
However, the foot thing, probably not. ;D

doc henderson · October 09, 2019, 05:49:57 PM

@Magicman now i see why you are so respectful when referring to your wife Ms. Pat.

. looks like she keeps you in line!!! :D @Southside i got a prototype "southside special ruler" done in your honor. I went up to 24 if you promise to keep your shoes on! ;)

Southside · October 09, 2019, 06:23:31 PM

Ha ha ha! I love it!!

Old Greenhorn · October 09, 2019, 07:29:42 PM

Oh my! That is just precious! (and just a little sick and weird, but I guess that is what makes it special.) You guys are something else. Doc, you are a little messed up. ;D ;D 8)

Magicman · October 09, 2019, 09:24:49 PM

Sometime I use this:

But it only measures feet.

Andries · October 09, 2019, 10:10:32 PM

What?
No metric feet?
Like, with ten toes per foot ?

WV Sawmiller · October 09, 2019, 10:22:15 PM

Where are the PC police when you really need one? :D :D

Ianab · October 10, 2019, 01:18:59 AM

Reminds me of the Rarotonga scenic flight we took a few year back. We had booked out of our beach house, returned the rental scooter, checked our bags, had lunch in town and still had a few hours to fill.

Back at the airport, oohh look, scenic flights for $XX. Jump in a trusty Cessna and off we go.

Check the Island Style "No Step" decal.

Magicman · October 10, 2019, 07:43:23 AM

I know that he is just trying to feather his nest but I am waiting for the rest of doc's eggs to hatch. Guess that he could build a fire with the ruler and have a.....

Chickin Crispin.

WV Sawmiller · October 10, 2019, 08:12:31 AM

Do you think those are done enough? :

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Magicman · October 10, 2019, 08:17:23 AM

They certainly earned their name! :

terrifictimbersllc · October 10, 2019, 08:21:54 AM

Quote from: Magicman on October 10, 2019, 07:43:23 AM
I know that he is just trying to feather his nest but I am waiting for the rest of doc's eggs to hatch. Guess that he could build a fire with the ruler and have a.....

Chickin Crispin.

All the chickens on his ruler WERE "Crispin'd" :D

Ljohnsaw · October 12, 2019, 11:35:27 AM

Hmm, every thread ends up with food - but no grits yet?

I just made this up from some aluminum 1/8" x 1" stock I had laying around. I had the last 2 feet of a 12' stick on measure (for radial arm bench). It doesn't matter what the number is, just a reference to the pith. The wing nut allow for sliding the vertical to match where the log is and it can be taken off to store as a single 4' long stick.