Trouble in paradise

[Texas Ranger]

Have been having some late evening visitors to the shop, so I hired a guard frog.  Hangs out in the front and keeps an eye on the place.  Croaks when it starts to rain, and splashes when a stranger comes up.  I know, not real effective, but he is cheap, and easy to feed, I don't

I gues the second part of the post is, any of you yankee's know what the frog pond is?

[Gary_C]

No, but I do know the difference between a frog and a duck.   :D

[IL Bull]

 :D :D :D :D

[dundee]

Where's the frog---I wanna see the frog !!!

[Texas Ranger]

It's that lump on the lower left lip of the pond.  A leopard frog.  The ducks are there, well, because.

[beenthere]

any of you yankee's know what the frog pond is?

Yup, it is near full o'water :D

Thanks for identifying the frog. Had me wonderin if 'croak' was 'quack' in Texas.


That looks like a WWI army helmet upside down, TX size.

[red]

Paradiase is safe

Frog Guard on Duty

Ducks for a Decoy

[Onthesauk]

Hubcap off a pretty good sized ......................., something?

[Texas Ranger]

Paradiase is safe

Frog Guard on Duty

Ducks for a Decoy

I like it, ya out did me on my own play.

[Timburr]

Croaks when it starts to rain

........poor fella!! :D


I aint no yankee, but is it "soup of the day"?

[Paschale]

Is it a pot for making molasses in?   ???

[DanG]

I ain't authorized to guess, cause I ain't a Yankee.  Besides, I know perzackly what it is and I got a perfect place to set it.  Got all the other stuff to go with it, too. ;D

[Tom]

I know perzactly what it is too, and I want one.   Molasses!! Yech!

[Texas Ranger]

give a little hint, holds a 100 of sumpten or other.

[Woodwalker]

I found a frog out by the barn the other day. Little fella was all shriveled up from the drought going on round here for some time now. Anyway, I picked up the poor thing and dropped him in the water trough so he could have him a swim. Now what I hadn't figured on was that it ain't rained in so long, this full growed frog drowned cause he didn't know how to swim!
Yep, I know what your frog pond is, and like DanG, I have some parts also.

[sawguy21]

Now how did the lid off my DanG barbeque end up in Texas? I wondered what had happened to it. :D :D :D Toto, we are definately not in Kansas anymore.

[Texas Ranger]

Woodwalker, I know what ya mean.  I been putting ice in the frog pond to keep the frog, and his/her youngens, from cookin, and the ducks from meltin.

[Mike_Barcaskey]

that's one itty, bitty frog for someone from BIG Texas 
figured a Texas gaurd frog would be the size of a Doberman  :D

[Texas Ranger]

That may be one of the babies, but ya otta see the teeth on them suckers! 8)

[Coon]

I suppose those frogs also have jaws just like a conibear trap also.... :D :D :D :D

Brad.

[SwampDonkey]

I haven't seen a leopard frog in years. I think with all the farm sprays we killed most of'em off, but not intensionally.  :'(

We have a few woodland frogs though. This spring was good for frogs because of the rain and warmth, but I didn't here them much.

[Texas Ranger]

Ta give ya an idea, think of the movie "The Mask" when the dog puts the mask on.  Outrageous.

[joelmar10]

Inverted doughboy helmet from a large WW1 memorial?

[sandman2234]

I also don't fall under the Yankee nametag, but know what it is. Last one I saw in use had a homemade automatic ------ on it  and saved a bunch of work!
       David from jax (North Florida)

[thecfarm]

I'm a yankee,don't eat no grits,have no idea what it is.I only posted so I could find out what it is.  ;) Any more hints?