Nutritional Advice

[etat]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.

[J_T]

See Senior ;D

[Stan]

Even the French like a lot of heavy cream sauces and suffer fewer heart attacks. But the Brits don't stand a chance they like organ meats.  :

[smwwoody]

Da spek ruski    :D