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You Know Your From Iowa If.......

Started by Norm, March 21, 2004, 04:49:57 AM

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Norm

*You've never met any celebrities...and you don't really care.

 *Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

*"Vacation" means driving through the Amanas or going to Adventureland.

*You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

  *You measure distance in minutes.

  *Down south to you means Missouri.

  *You know several people who have hit a deer.

  *You have no problem spelling or pronouncing Des Moines.

  *You know the answer to the question, "Is this Heaven?"

  *Your school classes were cancelled because of cold.

  *Your school classes were cancelled because of heat.

  *You know what "Hawks, Panthers, and Clones" are.

  *You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.

  *You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

  *You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."

  *You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July & stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

  *You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.

  *You see a car running in the parking lot at the Quick Stop with no one in it no matter what time of the year.

  *You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. (Example: "Where's my coat at?")

 *All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable or animal.

  *You can locate Iowa on the U.S. map.

  *Detassling was your first job or that of a brother or sister.

  *You've been on a "Geode Hunt."

  *Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice.

  *You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

  *When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say "It was different."

  *Being a bit younger, you remember Terry Branstad as the governor the whole time you were growing up.

 *You consider being called a "Pork Queen" an honor.

  *People from other states love to hear you say Iowa and other words

with "O s" in them.

  *You carry jumper cables in your car.

  *You drink "pop."

  *You know what the numbers 80, 35, 280 and 380 mean.

  *You know what "cow chips" are.

  *You actually understand these statements and pass them on to all your Iowa friends.

redpowerd

 :D :D
i fit into a few there
QuotePeople from other states love to hear you say Iowa and other words
 
with "O s" in them.
Quote*You drink "pop."

so whats 'pop' sound like? :D
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WV_hillbilly

 Norm over 2/3 of those things are true here in WV also. :D
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   Works for N C too,except for the numbers thingy ;D
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