Church signs

[David Freed]

A rumor is like butter; you can't unspread either one. 

[nas]

forbidden fruit creates many jams

[DanG]

"Sign broken, come inside for message."

Wish I'd had the camera for this one in front of a little "hardshell" Baptist Church way out in the boonies:

"Stop Drop and Roll won't work in Hell"

[Chris Burchfield]

Dang, "Stop Drop and Roll won't work in Hell"  Now I don't care who you are, ain't it the truth.

[paul case]

know God , know peace
no God no peace 

pc

[sawman]

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[Jasperfield]

Knee mail

[paul case]

you think its hot here?

[limbrat]

There must be a web site or mailing that offers suggestions for signs. Cause ive seen stop drop and roll ,and sign broke message inside at a couple of churches here a while back. I never remember to ask.

[barbender]

I used to take a turn at putting messages on the church sign, we had a couple of little books that had a lot of sayings in them. "Where will you spend eternity, smoking or non-smoking?" is one I remember, I preferred just putting scripture verses up myself ;)

[Brucer]

The local Anglican church has a single parking spot just off the street for people visiting the minister. For several years there was a sign beside the parking spot:

"If thou hast parked thy car in this spot, thou hadst better be in church."

;D

[fishpharmer]

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads

[paul case]

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads

thats almost scripture. pc

[KellyH]

God doesn't like going to voicemail.