Turkey Fryer ?

chet · November 25, 2003, 06:55:24 PM

Jeff was lookin' for one of dem turkey fryers earlier. Ya know, one of dem big deep fryers dat uses dat peanut oil stuff, eh. Wunder what he got cookin' now? :-/

chet · November 25, 2003, 07:02:23 PM

[size=30]RUN FUR YER LIFE NOBLE[/size][/b]

Bro. Noble · November 25, 2003, 07:43:10 PM

Thanks for the warning, Chet.

With this threat over my head and the guys from the credit card company offering to break my legs, I am planning on changing my name and running away from home. I heard a catchy name somewhere the other day------Stinky Peterson. I'll probably go to Texas cause who would expect anyone in their right mind going there on purpose. Don't tell anyone

chet · November 25, 2003, 07:58:48 PM

DanG credit card companies, how do dey expect ya to stay ahead of da big guy wit 2 broken legs. :-/

Brian_Bailey · November 25, 2003, 08:10:11 PM

A couple of years ago, me and the missus was in Williams, Arizona waiting for the train ride up to the big ditch.

While we were waiting, we enjoyed a cowboy skit that the local actors put on for the tourists. Bro. Noble, your post about Texas made me start laughing, because it brought back memories of what one of the actors said about Texas. He said that the best part of Texas was in the center. Because any way you head, you was head'n out of it :D :D :D.

Mark M · November 25, 2003, 08:15:23 PM

Hey Noble - ya can't use dat Stinky Peterson name cause it's been taken, but I think Stinky Olson is still available. :D

Mark

woodmills1 · November 25, 2003, 08:22:32 PM

stinky peterson hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

did ya see the tv ad with the insurance guy who says 400,000 deep fried turkeys and 170 accidents. oops

chet · November 25, 2003, 08:41:12 PM

Do youse guys tink it's possible dat we could talk da big guy into a parden fur our old buddy Noble? It really don't look like dars too much meat on dem skinny old drumsticks anyways.

Mark M · November 25, 2003, 08:48:36 PM

I think you are right Chet. His legs don't look much better than mine. ;)

Bro. Noble · November 25, 2003, 09:35:41 PM

Mark,

I think an ethnic name like stinky olsen migtht stick out too much in Texas. Yer gotta remember I'm trying to be incontinate. Maybe I'll be stinky hernendez.

chet · November 26, 2003, 06:39:55 AM

Noble, yer gonna have a lot of trouble not being cornspicuos wit dat haircut dat yur sportin' today.

Mark M · November 26, 2003, 06:44:50 AM

I didn't recongize him, I thought that was OJ Simpson :D

Stump Jumper · November 26, 2003, 06:49:44 AM

:D :D :D :D :D

chet · November 26, 2003, 07:20:17 PM

It don't look like that pardon thing is gettin' to far Turkey buddy. :-/ Well I'm still rootin' fur ya.
I think the big guy is turnin' up da heat. So if I where you, I think I'd look fur a little better hiding place.

Jeff · November 26, 2003, 07:27:09 PM

Poor Noble is down with the flu tonight. And I had such plans! Feel better Noble and Happy Thanksgiving!

etat · November 26, 2003, 07:29:49 PM

I heard all the 8)SMART 8) turkeys were laughing at you guys. I can't imagine why!

chet · November 26, 2003, 07:34:56 PM

Hoping ya feel better Noble. Being sick for the holidays ain't no fun.

Mark M · November 26, 2003, 07:36:52 PM

Sorry to hear your not feeling well Noble. If you need someone to eat your share of pumpkin pie just send it up to me.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in the US and Happy Thursday to everyong else.