Crazy

[Jeff]

Crazy to hunt. By Jeff Brokaw in his deer blind, opening morning 2018.

This is a bit nutty, the hunting of deer. What? Are you crazy? I said into the mirror. Look at that bed! It was as warm as could be! Dont go out hunting, it will freeze when you pee! 

See that fridge over there? It's full of red meat. You can get a meal there without freezing your feet. Go ahead, go make a selection!  I said what the hell do you know, you're just my reflection!

So off do I go into the dark and the cold, since when do I listen to me when I'm told.

Here I am sitting, waiting for light, shivering already, thinking I might have been right.

But what do I care, I've got something to show, I need to prove to myself if it might freeze when I go.

Ha you were wrong! It dont freeze when you go! And you're to *DanG old to write your name in the snow.

That's when I noticed the deer tracks in the snow, they came, and they went, while I was trying to go.

I bet he was thinking, man he has some nerve! Zip up your pants you orange clad perv!

[rjwoelk]

 :D :D :D It amazing what one comes up with when alone. 

[millwright]

Poem is right on.  I'm in deer stand right now , it's 10 degrees and windy. But there is no place I'd rather be. Jeff, can you point the ff antenna to northern Wisconsin, the cell service in the woods is not too good   

[Hilltop366]

And you're to *DanG old to write your name in the snow

Maybe try morse code?

[moosehunter]

I'm in my stand right now. It is about 30 degrees and snowing. It's just beautiful. Yesterday I missed opening day of gun season for the first time in my life. I had tooo much stuff to do. My wife said I had not looked this stressed sense I was running my shop. This morning in the stand I could not relax . I'm glad she made me come out this afternoon,  I feel like me again for the first time in weeks! 
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[mike_belben]

Rifle opened this saturday and i dont think ill have time for a sit all week.  3 different people have given me about 3/4 of a different deer in the past few days.  It'd look odd sewn together with 2 left hands, 2 necks and one backstrap though. 

[Autocar]

How true same thing went thur my mind plenty of times  :D .