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Started by Woodwalker, January 02, 2008, 11:54:43 PM

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DanG

Quote from: Mooseherder on January 04, 2008, 11:38:39 PM


We gotta get outta this place.
If it's the last thing we ever do.  (remember that song) :)

Oh yeah, I 'member dat one.  An old Southeast Asian drinking song. ;D
"I don't feel like an old man.  I feel like a young man who has something wrong with him."  Dick Cavett
"Beat not thy sword into a plowshare, rather beat the sword of thine enemy into a plowshare."

customsawyer

He's as sharp as a bowling ball
he's as brite as a 2 watt bulb
can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear
it's as hot as two mice getting excited in a wool sock
his cheese has done slid off his cracker

Some of these might apply to me as I was reading along I came up with about twenty more to add but when it came time to this is all I could come up with.
Two LT70s, Nyle L200 kiln, 4 head Pinheiro planer, 30" double surface Cantek planer, Lucas dedicated slabber, Slabmizer, and enough rolling stock and chainsaws to keep it all running.
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Cedarman

On being poor,
If I had $10, I'd stay up all night watching it.
I am in the pink when sawing cedar.

sawguy21

'He could break a steel ball with a rubber hammer' is commonly heard here.
old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm

Don P

Sounds like that ol boy is dumber than a sack of hammers. Just another wood duck.
I wouldn't let it worry you past lunch, an empty sack can't stand up and an empty wagon rattles the loudest. If it keeps up we're gonna go around like a saw.
Kinda sounds like he came bear huntin with a switch.
Bless her heart, she's a little pixillated.
It's sure missing a good chance to rain
Come go with us

Gary_C

He don't have enough common sense to pour p out of his boot, even if you put the directions on the heel.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Radar67

He's so dumb, he couldn't bust out of a wet paper sack.
"A man's time is the most valuable gift he can give another." TOM

If he can cling to his Blackberry, I can cling to my guns... Me

This will kill you, that will kill you, heck...life will kill you, but you got to live it!

"The man who can comprehend the why, can create the how." SFC J

pigman

Quote from: DanG on January 05, 2008, 01:06:03 AM
Quote from: Mooseherder on January 04, 2008, 11:38:39 PM


We gotta get outta this place.
If it's the last thing we ever do.  (remember that song) :)

Oh yeah, I 'member dat one.  An old Southeast Asian drinking song. ;D
I just knew I had heard that one somewhere. ;)



The emptier the barrel the louder the roar
Things turn out best for people who make the best of how things turn out.

woodbowl

Two heads are better than one even if one is a goat head.

(said to a visiter) Looka' there what the cats drug up.

Sure I can see far. I can see the moon, how far is that?

Can I borrow $10, I'll pay you back double or nuthin'.

Can't chew bubble gum and walk at the same time.

Full time custom sawing at the customers site since 1995.  WoodMizer LT40 Super Hyd.

scgargoyle

About bad singers:
"He took a stab at it, but didn't draw any blood."
"He couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it."
"He made that song his own- nobody else wants it now."

A few more:
"As popular as a turd in a punchbowl."
"Harder than a brick bat"
I hope my ship comes in before the dock rots!

J_T

 I wouldn't loan him a anvil he could knock the horn off it with a rubber hammer :D :D
Jim Holloway

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