Now I remember!

[SasquatchMan]

Some days a guy can't think of why he's married, but I went out today for a load of firewood for my wife to split (her new hobby), and when I came home there was a pear cobbler and coffee ready to go, all for lil old me!  What a sweetie... I guess I'll keep her after all.

[dail_h]

   A wife that splits firewood,and makes pear cobbler- what else ya want man? ;D ;D ;D

[sawguy21]

I envy you man! Does she do house calls? Only a short run.

[SasquatchMan]

 :D :D  dail, you're right of course - I have nothing to complain about.  The curried chicken stew for supper wasn't bad either.  Just make another notch on the old belt here...

Sawguy, you figure I should market her talents?   This could be the business opportunity I've been waiting for!

[pasbuild]

Everything my wife cooks ends up tasting like oatmeal so I told her quite a few years ago that she didn't have to cook for me ( I said it in a nice way ) AND SHE HASN'T  
She does so many other things for me that I have plenty of time to get my own bowl of cereal  ;D
I wouldn't trade her for a dozen 5 star chefs.

[Timber_Framer]

I'm a retired Chef and my wife is a working Chef so we take turns cooking for each other. She's much better at cleaning so I try to cook more often then she does  :D

[beenthere]

T_F
You said ""She's much better at cleaning so I try to cook more often then she does,,,""

Did you mean that she is a better cleaner than a cook? ???

    or that she is a better cleaner than you are?   ;D

I am assuming you meant the latter, so you cook and she does the 'great' cleaning. You are in trouble if you meant the former.

[SwampDonkey]

As the old camp cook said, if any of you'se can do better, I dare ya to just say the word. That's usually how the new cook got nominated, if he didn't end up wearing the stew pot. :D