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I TOLD Y'ALL
« on: May 08, 2005, 10:27:06 PM »
   I'm gonna be rich!!!! Yessssireee! done an figured it out. I spent last week sawing pallet 2x4s for the mulch mill 8) 8). Y'all remember,they was gonna keep the mill fed,lumber moved,and furnish a mexican to offbear. Well,it didn't work out quite like we negosiated 'things got goimg,and they only ever brought me  'bout 10 logs,finaly went an got the loader an got'em myownself,I showed him.If they need the 2xs,they come and get them, otherwise,I have to move them at the end of the day so I can clean up.
   As for the mexican to offbear,I'm on my third one.None of the three can get the concept of the edger. It's always jammed,blades smoking ,cutting chair rockers, ect. now I ain't never had one minutes trouble wif that thing,but it shore is beyond them. The one I got now,the best of the bunch will work ok,but wverything is like the first time to him. Y'all know,some things you do over andover the same way every time,but I swear this kid just don't get it. bShoot,I've shot bird dogs that'uz smarter than these guys.
    Now don't get the idear that I aint satisfied,or am whining ,or anything,I did good on  production,and the pay was right on,and the customer was well pleased,I made some money,and didn't have to work those crazy hours that I work at GP. Ain't figured out how we gonna manage when I go back to work,maybe I'll be rich by then :D
   Now,I got to get up wif 'ol CK,an see if'n he can help me figure out how to invest all this money :D
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2005, 10:33:44 PM »
Dail, Charles is a busy man.  Ya don't want to be pesterin' him with all that investment stuff.  He just ain't got time ta mess with ya.  I, on the other hand, am retired.  You bein' an old ForestryForum buddy and all that, I'd be more'n glad to help ya out with all your investment needs, just ta help ya out, you understand. ;D
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2005, 05:40:28 AM »
Yup most of us on here have got a sawmill operation going on that we would let someone invest in.
Two LT70s and to much other support equipment to mention.
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2005, 08:31:08 AM »
Yeah, but that ain't the point!  Dail is obviously looking for an investiment capitol GENUS such as myself!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

I'm working on ideas as we speak!!!!!!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2005, 10:10:28 AM »
May I please help ya CK?

I reckon we could come up with some idea to assist poor Dail with his financial dilemma...   :o ;D :o

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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2005, 10:34:28 AM »
 wal dail seeing as you has DanG,ck,and asy alongs with customsawyer  I'll justs sit here and watch the fun.  :D

 But if'n it dont work out I's in the process of starting a dhydrated pigs feet and pig ear operation gots it figgered out just needs some seed money. ;D
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2005, 10:39:28 PM »
Now that sounds like a money maker fer sure, tnlogger. 8) 8)  How much is a pound of pig seeds, anyhow, just in case a asstoot investor would like to buy in? ;D
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2005, 09:09:02 AM »
 Dan i was thinking in line with ck on this hands on.  :D hows many of dem hogs can ya keep in ya place  ;D
 Now i have heard that mississippi mud and hogs go togather so i juct might take um to ck's  :P
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2005, 04:10:50 PM »
I want in too! Pretty Please???  :D :D

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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2005, 04:43:35 PM »
teri  your more then welcome thats what we need in this venture class and common sence.  ;)  now if ya dad will lets us puts some of dem hogs up at the canp with  homey ta watch um  ???  :D :D :D
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2005, 04:46:51 PM »
You want me to ask him when he calls tonight?? He's up there right now for a day or two. Thats why I'm on here right now!!  8) 8)

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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2005, 04:48:23 PM »
ya might want  :D cause you dont want to be near him when ya ask. ;D
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2005, 04:54:39 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D

I'll see if I can remember to ask.

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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2005, 06:28:44 PM »
Hmmm...

CK...

Dried Piggie Ears...  Sounds a plan...

We can raise 'em in that Mississipi mud you got so much of!

I propose a product name of:   Missi-Piggy's ears.

Now, do ya have to kill the pig to take it's ears, or if we cut off one lot, will a second lot grow in their place???

I already have an idea for a logo...

What do you think?

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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2005, 06:34:46 PM »
asy sounds like a plan  :D i was thinking we could puts the rest of the piggys inta bbq seeing as the ears and feet are the good part.
and everyone know that BBQ an't now good fer notting. >:(
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2005, 07:03:36 PM »
Just talked to dad on the phone. Fergot to ask him about them pigs, he said all the food joints were closed up there as they are building condos on the property. I'll bet he could use some of them piggy parts now. :D :D

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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2005, 10:04:50 AM »
  :D :D :D :D or he might just have some lizard tail soup  ;D
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2005, 06:38:19 PM »
Ifin ya need a place to invest look no furder. Just send me the excess and I will handle every thing. I'll let you know when you need to send more.
No thank you's needed, just wantin ta help ya out. 8) 8)
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2005, 06:59:45 PM »
I forgot to mention a couple of points.  SEnding the investment capipol to me will result in deversification, some in a sawmill, some in a blueberry operation and some in a maple syrup operation. That way you can lose on three fronts at the same time but most likely at different rates. just think of the satisfaction you will get to see how to lose money on three things at the same time. ;D :D ;D :o
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Re: I TOLD Y'ALL
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2005, 07:26:35 PM »
I forgot to mention a couple of points.  SEnding the investment capipol to me will result in deversification, some in a sawmill, some in a blueberry operation and some in a maple syrup operation. That way you can lose on three fronts at the same time but most likely at different rates. just think of the satisfaction you will get to see how to lose money on three things at the same time. ;D :D ;D :o

JEFF!!!

Sounds like another competition on the way!!!

"Which of Maple's 'enterprises' will lose money at the fastest rate?"

I wonder what the prize can be!

asy :D
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