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Screw Pie . . . . . .
« on: December 09, 2006, 10:57:15 AM »
No I don't mean I have something against pie. I love it. It's just that I went to empty my glavanized busket out cause I need it for something, and I dumped it over to knock the ice pie out, and I found that I had some Screw Pie. It just struck me as funny to see all them screws layin there in the ice. I figured someone else might have a winter picture that reflects the severity of the situation. This isn't as bad as it gets here, but when you can make Screw Pie a fellow should be inside with his feets by the far. What's wrong with me.  ???


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Re: Screw Pie . . . . . .
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2006, 11:09:57 AM »
Welcome to my world Kev........ :D :D :D
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Re: Screw Pie . . . . . .
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2006, 11:20:51 AM »
kevjay ....that ain't pie.....thats HARD water......you need a water soffener. :P :D :D :D
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Re: Screw Pie . . . . . .
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2006, 11:25:10 AM »
Thats just a little ice, see what we have to deal with when it starts thawing in the spring?

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Re: Screw Pie . . . . . .
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2006, 12:07:02 PM »
Did you plant buzzards again, Jeff?
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Re: Screw Pie . . . . . .
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2006, 12:11:06 PM »
You dont plant em. Charlie had a good post on the noprthern buzzard phenom.

Yeah Jeff, I hate it when dem buzzards that were too lazy to migrate South dig down into the yard to hibernate for winter.  Every Fall, before the first snow, I walk around the yard looking for where they dug in and then I stomp on them and pack the dirt down.  It doesn't seem to hurt them any and sure as the sun rises they start popping up in the Spring.  I saw one or two last weekend but then we got 4 inches of fresh snow on Sunday and I think they got back down into their holes.  If it weren't so DanG muddy in the Springtime, I think it would be good sport to ride around the yard on my lawn tractor whacking off their DanG heads as they pop up. :o 8)
Dem folks down South probably have never experienced something like this and have no idea what the folks in the north have to go through every year. ::)
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Re: Screw Pie . . . . . .
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2006, 01:23:18 PM »
I guess I would call this......Wheel Barrow Failed Turning and Scrap Wood Pie....... :D :D :D :D :D





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Re: Screw Pie . . . . . .
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2006, 02:07:47 PM »
Hey Burl that is a work of art. You could get a Blue Ribbon if you entered it against some of that junk the NEA pays people for to smear our America, Devine Beings, and western civilization in general. :D

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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2006, 02:12:58 PM »
Or try selling it on Ebay...wasn't there a snowball from Texas that sold on Ebay not too long ago?
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Re: Screw Pie . . . . . .
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2006, 02:18:41 PM »
...wasn't there a snowball from Texas that sold on Ebay not too long ago?

Nope. That was a screwball   from Texas that sold. . . . . . my wife said she will  miss me . .  :D
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Re: Screw Pie . . . . . .
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2006, 04:14:36 PM »
thats not just nail pie, but tasty rusty nail pie. :D :D
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