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Offline chain

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Irish wish..
« on: March 17, 2010, 11:12:26 AM »
May a Blarney stone smash a mods pinky..for not recognizing St. Patty's Day!

But a tid for you on this special day..

"One night, Mrs. McMillen answers the door to see her husband's best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep. "Hello, Paddy, but where is my husband, he went with you to the beer factory?" Paddy shook his head, "Ah, Mrs. McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of guiness stout and drowned!" Mrs. McMillen starts crying. "Oh, please don't tell me that, did he go quickly?"Paddy shakes his head.."not really, he got out three times to pee!" :)

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Re: Irish wish..
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 06:28:33 PM »
 thanks chain!  that one made me laugh
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Re: Irish wish..
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 11:29:43 PM »
And also
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the
city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over
the road.
A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink
this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight, and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of
your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "for a minute there, I thought
I'd gone deaf."
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