What I want for my birthday!

[sawyerkirk]

I want a mill with a big clamp on each eemd that will push down on a sweepy log and straighten it! I am sawing a bunch of small black locust logs into 2x5's  averaging about 2 good boards per log. If they hadn't been free, I would be more upset, and they are sinmply a bear to cut! Anyone need a bunch of crapy locust 1x4's? me neither! Oh yeah and Dec. 9 is my birthday!! I think I'll be 92.