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Re: Oh Lucky Me !!!
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2014, 12:16:02 AM »
I would rather tote cement blocks than go see a car dealer. 
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2014, 01:57:15 AM »
"You may already be a winner."
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 ;D ;D
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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2014, 06:52:58 AM »
Is this a joke? :-\
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2014, 07:48:51 AM »
When I get this kind of junk mail, and there's a pre-paid return envelope, I love to stuff it full of some of the other junk mail (not from the sender, anything without my name on it), and stick it back in the box.  Just for fun. ;D
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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2014, 07:49:15 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2014, 07:54:33 AM »
I don't get the checks,or maybe I do and I am throwing away a $30,000 check and don't even know it. I get those keys. The one that will do something. I don't even read them.
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« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2014, 07:58:07 AM »
I would rather tote cement blocks.
  I'd rather see you tote cement blocks slabs too.   ;D
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« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2014, 07:59:46 AM »
I like to return these credit card applications. The forms are properly filled out with a paper shredder. If I have to destroy the forms for my protection, then they need to pay to get them back.

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« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2014, 08:14:04 AM »
Seriously, when they mail that crap out, do they actually think that anyone opens or reads it, much less believes it??  I mean let's get real, what do they tell folks that show up actually believing any of it, and then they expect the buying public to believe that they are honest? 

There's a seat for every axx and an axx for every seat. ( old saying  ;) ) but seriously I'm right there with you MM, what can possibly be gained with such nonsense?

Imagine working at a place that generates this garbage. Hey dad what do you do at work? Well son I print up all kinds of garbage hoping to lure some poor gullible fool into thinking they've won a billion bucks".......come to think of it sounds like a government fiasco  :)
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« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2014, 08:48:04 AM »
Did you check that the postmark to see if it was from Maine?  ;D ;D
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« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2014, 08:52:58 AM »
Now that is funny, but I have it on a reliable source that there are no crooks in Maine.   ;D
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« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2014, 10:15:36 AM »
Sorry Magicman,we do have car salemans in Maine.  :(  :)
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« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2014, 10:32:54 AM »
I would rather tote cement blocks.
  I'd rather see you tote cement blocks slabs too.   ;D

I saw him…..and when I did see him toten slabs,,,,I could have sworn I heard Danny say, " I rather go see a car dealer!"  :D
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« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2014, 04:31:08 PM »
Those pre paid return envelopes are a good place to insert some 1/4" steel plate and let them pay to get them.
There's more than one way to get back at them, for polluting your mail box.
The more scrap steel we ship them at their expense the less the post offices goes into debt hopefully.
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« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2014, 06:35:01 PM »
Those pre paid return envelopes are a good place to insert some 1/4" steel plate and let them pay to get them.
There's more than one way to get back at them, for polluting your mail box.
The more scrap steel we ship them at their expense the less the post offices goes into debt hopefully.
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« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2014, 09:54:06 PM »
Those pre paid return envelopes are a good place to insert some 1/4" steel plate and let them pay to get them.
There's more than one way to get back at them, for polluting your mail box.
The more scrap steel we ship them at their expense the less the post offices goes into debt hopefully.
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« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2014, 10:32:00 PM »
Should send them city folks a plastic bag filled with a fresh cowpie for tryin to mess with the contry folks..... Put in a nice lil note that says something like "Accept this gift as a token for your gratitude."   :D   :D   :D
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« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2014, 11:34:29 PM »
Now I like that idea!  :D










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