hello this a test

[alsayyed]

test

[Weekend_Sawyer]

Check

[Bibbyman]

Shouldn't it be, "Test, test, testing, one, two.  Test, one, two."

At least that's what they do every time they setup a microphone.

[slider]

Hope it's not an English  test

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

1. True
2. D.
3.None of the above.
4.Georgia
5.The one on the right.
6.False
7.1776
8. A
9. Orange
10. 2, 367 BF

[WDH]

1. True
2. D.
3.None of the above.
4.Georgia South Carolina
5.The one on the right.
6.False
7.1776
8. A
9. Orange
10. 2, 367 BF

;D

[Ga Mtn Man]

1. True
2. D.
3.None of the above.
4.Georgia
5.The one on the right.
6.False
7.1776
8. A
9. Orange Coral Red (TK red for the uneducated)
10. 2, 367 BF

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

All right Paul and Danny....it's too early to be making me bust a gut!  :D :D :D :D :D

[JoeBrittany21]

The guys on this site are a riot!!!! I love this forum.

[Bibbyman]

I just hope its not a spelling and grammar test.

[Chuck White]

David, I think you had all the answers wrote down on your undershirt!

Looks like you got a 100/well, almost, on the test.  ;)

[LeeB]

Hello Ahmed. Good to see you arte still around. It's been a long time since you posted last.

[Kansas]

1. True
2. D.
3.None of the above.
4.Georgia
5.The one on the right.
6.False
7.1776
8. A
9. Orange Coral Red (TK red for the uneducated)
10. 2, 367 BF

You forgot to post the questions. So for our viewing audience, these are the questions.

1 If you drop a socket while working on a vehicle, it will roll to the exact geographical center of under said vehicle.   True

2 If your wife says " Does this dress make me look fat? Which is the correct answer?

A Wear a mumu
B No fatter than you looked before
C You aren't driving over any weight restricted bridges, are you?
D Honey, that dress makes you look slimmer than ever before. Correct answer.

3 If you are pulled over by a police officer for a traffic violation, what is the correct thing to say.
A Whats the matter officer, all the donut shops are closed?
B Would you like a shot of my homemade wine? Good stuff.
C My tax dollars pay your salary...Therefore I have already paid.
D. None of the above.     Correct answer.

4 Where did the lights go out in           Correct answer, Georgia

5 You have two doors. Both are open. The one on the left has a gorgeous blonde standing in it. The right one has your wife holding a cast iron skillet. The correct answer is the right one.

6 Every sawmill manufacturer's claims of how many board foot you will cut per day will always happen, every day.   Correct answer is false.

7 The year a bunch of our forefathers got together, drank a bunch of ale, and one said, hey, lets start our own country.

8 First letter of the alphabet.

9 The color of a persons eyes after being out all night imbibing in tequila and bourbon. Correct answer.... coral red.

10 The number of board foot a customer gets sawn out of his logs, when he scaled them himself before you started to 4000

[thurlow]

I just hope its not a spelling and grammar test.

I think that's spelled grammer and while we're at it, principal is actually spelled principle.  :P

[Sprucegum]

My principal always stuck to his principles, and he was tested!

[snowshoveler]

testing testing...sweetgum, sweetgum where are you.
  Chris

[Tom L]

I guess you guy's passed the test,

16 posts and no one has mentioned grits yet

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

grits yet

[lmbeachy]

Good to hear from you again Alsayyed, didn't know what happened to you . Lester

[bill m]

Test? What test? No one told me there would be a test! I haven't had time to study.I'm away on vacation at Cape Cod right now. Can I take this test when I get back home?

[lyle niemi]

I have only been tested once and the doctor gave me a badge saying I was SANE. Anyone eles have the same badge??

[customsawyer]

I am betting the letter "F" will be part of my grade. 

[MotorSeven]

Test? What test? No one told me there would be a test! I haven't had time to study.I'm away on vacation at Cape Cod right now. Can I take this test when I get back home?

Here's a test...tell those morons at the Cape Cod Potato Chip Factory to bring back the RUSSET'S :'(

[WDH]

It does not take much of a post to set this bunch off  :D.

[Ga Mtn Man]

  :D :D :D :D

WDH,
After the day I've had I really needed a good laugh.  Thanks for letting the creative juices flow.