too funny

[woodmills1]

My mother left me a few bucks in an IRA she owned, and she was old enought to have to take some each year (79.5+).  Believe it or not that means the money is not mine it is trust for her in my name and I must take some at required amounts each year.



So,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  the first company I sez put into withholding so I can pay taxes with it
they say all of it? I say yes
they say we can only do 99%

I get a check for 11 cents :D

second company I say withold it they say all
I say yes


listen to this    they send paper work and check
check is for



$0.00 dollars and it is a check to me :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D

[Sprucegum]

  :D  :D  :D :D Gotta play by the rules  :  :  :

[Don_Papenburg]

Cash it fast before it bounces

[woodmills1]

gonna put it up on the wall............on the way to a million zeros......... :D

[sawguy21]

They will likely send a number of letters asking you to deposit it so they can close the account. ;D

[pigman]

Be carefull James, if you cash that check and there are insuficient funds, you will have to pay a fee. :D

[woodmills1]

I think I will deposit it ina a "free" money poker account.