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General Forestry => Sawmills and Milling => Topic started by: deadfall on July 29, 2015, 03:46:37 PM

Title: Liars' Thread
Post by: deadfall on July 29, 2015, 03:46:37 PM
I've never sawed a stake.      (Old saying?)
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: fishfighter on July 29, 2015, 03:57:23 PM
That tree never had a nail in it. 8)
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Post by: SPD748 on July 29, 2015, 04:22:01 PM
"Just cut them down last week"

-lee
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Post by: Ocklawahaboy on July 29, 2015, 04:33:18 PM
You can make MONEY on that log.
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Post by: drobertson on July 29, 2015, 04:41:07 PM
" I've got some big logs I need sawn up"
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Post by: East ky logging on July 29, 2015, 05:06:03 PM
Yea the checks good
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Post by: Bruno of NH on July 29, 2015, 05:07:19 PM
I have some nice clean logs for you to saw no dirt or mud.
Bruno
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Post by: cutterboy on July 29, 2015, 05:10:32 PM
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
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Post by: cutterboy on July 29, 2015, 05:23:06 PM
I'll come by Saturday and give you a hand.
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: ladylake on July 29, 2015, 05:56:25 PM


It's only 25 logs.    Steve
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Post by: Kbeitz on July 29, 2015, 06:03:46 PM
Yep.... It's Walnut....
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Post by: bkaimwood on July 29, 2015, 07:37:43 PM
Yes, the logs are straight as an arrow...and I have them staged and stacked nicely...you can get right at them...
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Post by: bkaimwood on July 29, 2015, 07:38:23 PM
Oh yeah...your check is in the mail...
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: bkaimwood on July 29, 2015, 07:39:11 PM
Oh I forgot, I'm sorry...I will mail your check tomorrow...
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: deadfall on July 29, 2015, 07:52:34 PM
I thought I would get our own lies, not the ones we get fed. 

BTW, I never have sawed the clamp, either. 
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: deadfall on July 29, 2015, 07:54:13 PM
Like:

Quote from: cutterboy on July 29, 2015, 05:23:06 PM
I'll come by Saturday and give you a hand.

Great, see you then.
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: 4x4American on July 29, 2015, 09:29:43 PM
I'll be back in a few minutes to help, just gotta go rebuild the engine in my tractor, change the tire, and get out my checkbook.  See ya in a few.



Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: ozarkgem on July 29, 2015, 09:58:49 PM
no its not a tree from in town, and if it is what difference does that make.
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: drobertson on July 29, 2015, 10:13:15 PM
Just a break on the thread, but I have to believe that you guys up north in a more (city) local, have some real dummies to deal with.
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: 4x4American on July 29, 2015, 10:15:43 PM
There are dummies everywhere you look!  Today on a jobsite, I met a guy with 4 DWI's.  I couldn't believe it.  He's one of the hardwood flooring guys.  I swear I'm dummer just for talking to him!  I'm not saying I'm smart, but I am definitely smarter than that dummy!
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Post by: Percy on July 29, 2015, 10:44:20 PM
You are all good looking.... :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: scleigh on July 29, 2015, 11:08:41 PM
"I want the wood you have for sale. When can i pick it up?"

Have gotten that at least 3 times this week, wood is still here :D
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: BCsaw on July 30, 2015, 12:40:23 AM
"The wood pile is only about hundred yards in"

OR

"Its just around the corner". ;D :D arg-smiley
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: 5quarter on July 30, 2015, 01:52:10 AM
"So you want me to grade saw that big dried out hickory you got there on your trailer? the one that's wrapped in barbed wire with 2" of rock and mud on two sides? Sure, I'd be happy to."
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Post by: customsawyer on July 30, 2015, 03:42:38 AM
Yup I haul 16' lumber on this 6' trailer all the time. Just put that 800 bf on there. ;D
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Post by: kelLOGg on July 30, 2015, 05:34:57 AM
Quote from: 4x4American on July 29, 2015, 10:15:43 PM
I swear I'm dummer just for talking to him!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: kelLOGg on July 30, 2015, 05:36:55 AM
Yeah, I can saw that.
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Post by: Magicman on July 30, 2015, 08:14:54 AM
 

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I have some very nice Hickory logs that I want sawn.
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Post by: sealark37 on July 30, 2015, 08:51:03 AM
"I dropped 4 or 5 real nice logs right over there last September.  I'm here for the lumber, cause I need it today."
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Post by: bama20a on July 30, 2015, 08:52:21 AM
Quote from: Magicman on July 30, 2015, 08:14:54 AM


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I have some very nice Hickory logs that I want sawn.
You have got to be kidding me,, :D :D
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: Ocklawahaboy on July 30, 2015, 09:31:22 AM
Quote from: Magicman on July 30, 2015, 08:14:54 AM


 (https://forestryforum.com/gallery/albums/userpics/20011/DSCN1972.JPG)
I have some very nice Hickory logs that I want sawn.
Those are very nice and I would saw them too.  6" lengths with the chain saw, split with the maul and use for smoking ribs and turkey legs.
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: roger 4400 on July 30, 2015, 09:40:19 AM
I'll go home and get the money......
How much ?   I'll go home and ask my wife......I'll be back.......
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: AnthonyW on July 30, 2015, 11:01:16 AM
Quote from: Magicman on July 30, 2015, 08:14:54 AM


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I have some very nice Hickory logs that I want sawn.

Sawn into toothpicks?
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: Hilltop366 on July 30, 2015, 11:50:12 AM
You can tell he is lying because his lips are moving.
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Post by: Kbeitz on July 30, 2015, 08:33:56 PM
Yep.... Got room for one more....




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Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: cutterboy on July 30, 2015, 09:02:25 PM
Honey, I'm going to the saw shop. I just want to ask them a couple of questions. I'm not going to buy anything.
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: deadfall on July 30, 2015, 09:44:59 PM
Quote from: Kbeitz on July 30, 2015, 08:33:56 PM
Yep.... Got room for one more....




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I don't need any more horse power.
Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: YellowHammer on July 30, 2015, 10:20:31 PM
Don't worry, if you saw it out special, I'll buy it....

I know exactly what I want...

I don't have cash, I don't have a credit or debit card, but I'll write you a check...

I'll get there before closing time...

Don't worry, this won't take long....

Title: Re: Liars' Thread
Post by: Brian C. on July 31, 2015, 11:32:59 AM
On Monday......Can you cut 2 boards 16' long....I'll pick them up Thursday (5 1/2' bed pick up)....oops be back tomorrow with a van........

Which tomorrow?