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Texas Ranger:

(1) What does the average Univ of Florida player get on his SATs?

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in one room?
........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Arkansas cheerleader into your dorm room?
........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a Texas Longhorn football player's life?
........His freshman year.

(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None. That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco?
....... Durham, North Carolina. He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
10. How do you keep an FSU football player out of your
front yard?
....................Erect a goal post!

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal clash).....

(11) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

And on the reporting for the Iowa/Iowa State game in Iowa City, they not only give the scores but also the arrest report.  ::)

Police cite or arrest 131 at Iowa-Iowa State football game

petefrom bearswamp:
Good ones all!
I am a Syracuse fan.
We are very good in hoops but still have along way to go in football.

Ron Wenrich:
Heck, you're old enough to remember when Syracuse was good in football.  Jim Brown, Ernie Davis, Floyd Little and they had a national championship in 1959. 

Walnut Beast:
Itís that time of year!! Cornhusker Coach Fired!! 15 million out the door! After October 1st it would have dropped to 7.5 million buyout. But big money boosters give the nod. 
Here we go again in the last several years over 50 million in severance packages. 28 million more than any other school!!! Letís get it right this time Cornhuskers!! With the new 150 million training complex that will be the best in the country and the right coach letís Git-R-Done 💪😂


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