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I thought I would pass this good advice along to everyone since it clears up some popular misconceptions.

Mark



> > > HEALTH Q & A:
> > >
> > > Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this
> > > true?
> > > A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't
> > > waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up
> > > your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can
> > > extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer?
> > > Take a nap.
> > >
> > > Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
> > > A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat?
> > > Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing
> > > more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your
> > > system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field
> > > grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of
> > > your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.
> > >
> > > Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?
> > > A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables.
> > > As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three
> > > categories: animal; mineral; and vegetable. We all know that beer
> > > and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of
> > > elements, so that only leaves one thing, right?  My advice: Have a
> > > burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.
> > >
> > > Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
> > > A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is 1-1.
> > > If you have two bodies, your ratio is 2-1, etc.
> > >
> > > Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
> > > exercise program?
> > > A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain =
> > > Good.
> > >
> > > Q: If I stop smoking, will I live longer?
> > > A: Nope. Smoking is a sign of individual statement and peace of mind.
> > > If you stop, you'll probably stress yourself to death in record time.
> > >
> > > Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
> > > A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
> > > In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables
> > > be bad for you?
> > >
> > > Q: What's the secret to healthy eating?
> > > A: Thicker gravy.
> > >
> > > Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
> > > middle?
> > > A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You
> > > should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
> > >
> > > Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
> > > A: Are you crazy? Cocoa beans... Another vegetable. It's the best,
> > > feel-good food around!
> > >
> > > I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about
> > > food and diets.
> > >
> > > Have a cookie... flour is a veggie!
> > >
> > > "When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and salt."

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words to live by :D :D :D

Of course it is essential to retain the dexterity of the digits through regularly exercising them
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Mark,

that reminds me of a neighbor I used to have-------Dr. told him to drink 2 oz of wine per day.   He got several centuries ahead :D
Noble

Every morning I do my exercises: up - down - up - down - 10 times, then the other eye :D