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Started by WV Sawmiller, May 19, 2024, 02:40:09 PM

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Magicman

The snake went Fed-Ex.  My box is coming UPS and I got my delivery notice today:

UPS
Hi Lynn,
Your package is arriving tomorrow.
From:  Somewhere in Florida and Smells Fishy
Scheduled Delivery
Tuesday 05/28/2024
10:15 AM - 2:15 PM
Knothole Sawmill, LLC     '98 Wood-Mizer LT40SuperHydraulic   WM Million BF Club Member   WM Pro Sawyer Network

It's Weird being the Same Age as Old People

Never allow your "need" to make money to exceed your "desire" to provide quality service.....The Magicman

WV Sawmiller

   A week or so back a candidate for a State office was picking up his political signs after our 14 May Primary and state election. The man got defeated for the job then to make matter worse a copperhead bit him while collecting his old signs. Talk about adding injury to insult.
Howard Green
WM LT35HDG25(2015) , 2011 4WD F150 Ford Lariat PU, Kawasaki 650 ATV, Stihl 440 Chainsaw, homemade logging arch (w/custom built rear log dolly), JD 750 w/4' wide Bushhog brand FEL

Dad always said "You can shear a sheep a bunch of times but you can only skin him once

WV Sawmiller

Lynn,

  At least your delivery notice did not say "We are are worried something may be broken inside because we keep hearing something rattle." ffcheesy
Howard Green
WM LT35HDG25(2015) , 2011 4WD F150 Ford Lariat PU, Kawasaki 650 ATV, Stihl 440 Chainsaw, homemade logging arch (w/custom built rear log dolly), JD 750 w/4' wide Bushhog brand FEL

Dad always said "You can shear a sheep a bunch of times but you can only skin him once

Magicman

The "smell" notice has me concerned.  I was in the military long enough to know what a "fart sack" is.   :shocked2:    no_no
Knothole Sawmill, LLC     '98 Wood-Mizer LT40SuperHydraulic   WM Million BF Club Member   WM Pro Sawyer Network

It's Weird being the Same Age as Old People

Never allow your "need" to make money to exceed your "desire" to provide quality service.....The Magicman

WV Sawmiller

   Then you probably also know what a Rubber Lady was. ffcheesy ffcheesy
Howard Green
WM LT35HDG25(2015) , 2011 4WD F150 Ford Lariat PU, Kawasaki 650 ATV, Stihl 440 Chainsaw, homemade logging arch (w/custom built rear log dolly), JD 750 w/4' wide Bushhog brand FEL

Dad always said "You can shear a sheep a bunch of times but you can only skin him once

Magicman

Yup, she goes under da fart sack.  ffcheesy
Knothole Sawmill, LLC     '98 Wood-Mizer LT40SuperHydraulic   WM Million BF Club Member   WM Pro Sawyer Network

It's Weird being the Same Age as Old People

Never allow your "need" to make money to exceed your "desire" to provide quality service.....The Magicman

TimW

Dang it all Howard.  I just finished reading this and I laughed so hard, I pulled a muscle.
Doc, calling Doc.  Help.  Stat.
Mahindra 6520 4WD with loader/backhoe and a Caterpiller E70 Excavator.  My mill is a Woodmizer LT40HD Wide 35hp Yanmar Diesel. An old Lull 644D-34 called Bull

WV Sawmiller

   Thanks @TimW . You know we may have to add a trip to Texas to our Bucket list. Don't they have rattlesnake round-ups out there? And I heard there are game farms with large African antelopes and such? I am sure Tom and Doc would love to learn about Javelinas. Don't they eat prickly pears too. And I saw a show about American Hoggers catching wild hogs with dogs out there. I think some people even kill the hogs with spears and Bowie Knives. I hear the hogs hardly ever get free from a good catch dog. What could possibly go wrong with a vacation like that.

    Hmmm? Let's see - Tom gets a sore throat and can't talk good and they think he is an illegal immigrant and he gets shipped back across the border to Mexico where he came from and Doc rushes in to save him and tells the ICE folks he is his brother and they both end up on the other side of the river. 

   Yes, I can see how the story line can develop here.
Howard Green
WM LT35HDG25(2015) , 2011 4WD F150 Ford Lariat PU, Kawasaki 650 ATV, Stihl 440 Chainsaw, homemade logging arch (w/custom built rear log dolly), JD 750 w/4' wide Bushhog brand FEL

Dad always said "You can shear a sheep a bunch of times but you can only skin him once

Magicman

Ugly is not always a bad thing because if it was not for ugly, who would know the difference.  ffcheesy
Knothole Sawmill, LLC     '98 Wood-Mizer LT40SuperHydraulic   WM Million BF Club Member   WM Pro Sawyer Network

It's Weird being the Same Age as Old People

Never allow your "need" to make money to exceed your "desire" to provide quality service.....The Magicman

WV Sawmiller

:huh? :huh? :huh?

   I think somebody found his purple drank Miz Pat hid from him.
Howard Green
WM LT35HDG25(2015) , 2011 4WD F150 Ford Lariat PU, Kawasaki 650 ATV, Stihl 440 Chainsaw, homemade logging arch (w/custom built rear log dolly), JD 750 w/4' wide Bushhog brand FEL

Dad always said "You can shear a sheep a bunch of times but you can only skin him once

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