The goat game

[r.man]

This is a real game, as real as cow poker, and not just made up for Poston.  Players substitute " goat " for one of the words in a book, song or movie title. The Hemingway classic " The old man and the sea " can become " The old goat and the sea " or " The old man and the goat " depending on your humour.

[Texas Ranger]

"Silence of the Goats", well that ain't gonna happen.   ;D

[Raider Bill]

"Goat" It's what's for dinner!

[Roxie]

Mutiny on the Goat
The Goat of Wrath
Goat in the Rye
Bless the Goats and the Children

Someone, please stop me!   :D :D

[dukndog]

"Goat on a Hot Tin Roof"
Goats! Goats! Goats! starring Elvis Poston!

[muggs]

I love the smell of goat in the morning. Smells like..........goat

[Jeff]

Goatnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody knows a Goat and some
Mistletoe help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Goats's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies
On his sleigh
And every mother's
Child is gonna spy to see if
goats really know how to fly

And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to kids from  (<<<Kids<<< Get it? ;) (
One to ninety-two
Altho' it's been said many times
Many ways
"Merry Christmas to you"

[Magicman]

       

[sandhills]

 :D :D :D Good one Jeff
The Goat, The witch, and the wardrobe
Me, myself, and my goat

[OffGrid973]

Surely you can't be "a goat"....I am "a goat" and don't call me Shirley!


GOATS, we don't need no stink'n goats

[Roxie]

and by author Larry McMurtry

Lonesome Goat
Dead Goats Walk
Goats of Laredo
Comanche Goat

[r.man]

Roxy it's addictive. There can be themes, authors, eras. A goat too far, Goat on the river Kwai.

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

Y'all are a bunch of sick people! I am so offended I may protest and picket the home page.  :D :D :D :D :D

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

 And my favorite movie is:

                             "COOL HOOF GOAT"

                           I'm shaking that bush boss..........shaking that bush.

[samandothers]

'Grumpy Old Goats'

[mad murdock]

You all "goated" me into it;
  Goat Wars
Revenge of the Goat
The Goat Awakens
The Goat Strikes Back
Return of the Goat

  Moby Goat?
Somebody stop me!! ;)

[Jeff]

I WIN!

[terrifictimbersllc]

In Goat We Trust

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

In Goat We Trust

This is the WINNER.  ;D

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

Goatnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody knows a Goat and some
Mistletoe help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Goats's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies
On his sleigh
And every mother's
Child is gonna spy to see if
goats really know how to fly

And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to kids from  (<<<Kids<<< Get it? ;) (
One to ninety-two
Altho' it's been said many times
Many ways
"Merry Goat Night to you"

This is hilarious. :D :D :D

[Hilltop366]

For the Eastwood fans,

The Goat, the Bad and the Ugly
Two Goats for Sister Sara
Every Witch way but Goat
Dirty Goat
The Dead Goat

[coxy]

Rudolf the red nose goat

[r.man]

For Teriffictimbers and George Burns fans,
Oh, Goat
Oh, Goat! Book ll
Oh, Goat! You Devil

[kensfarm]

This could take all day.. 

Magnum Goat - "Do you feel lucky..  well do you Goat"  opps..that's from Dirty Goat
Goat Wars - "Use the Goat Luke"
Goat Finger
Field of Goats
Dancing w/ Goats
GoatGuard - the movie.. not the deodorant!   ;D
Forrest Goat - "Run Goat.. Run!" 

[coxy]

run goat run  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) your killing me