bumper snickers

[Onthesauk]

My favorite has always been, "An Armed Society is a Polite Society."

[zopi]

If you can read this..Thank a teacher..If it's in English..Thank a Vet!

[Slabs]

CAUTION  Driver chewing tobacco.

[SPIKER]

just 2 I can think of now.

If you don't like my driving stay off the side walk

back off or I'll flip a booger on your windshield
Mark

[J_T]

 Keep honking I'm reloading  :D :D 8)

[wi woodcutter]

zopi I could not agree more! :D

[Gary_C]

Just saw this on a Tee Shirt.

TREES
Cut 'em down....
They grow back!
DUH!!!!!

[Cedarman]

On the back of a big nice motor home.  "We're spending our kids inheritance".

[red]

Eat Sleep and Go Fishing

also

I Fish Therefore I   L I E

[Roxie]

Cowboy Bob has a sign on his livestock trailer that says, "Used Cows For Sale." 

[IMERC]

yes this is my truck and no I will not help you move.....

[isawlogs]

  A friend had  " I may be slow , but I am ahead of you "  on the tailgate of his pick-up
  After read that I put    " Get another another bumber sticker "  on mine  ;D

  Well ya had to be around us I guess .  :

[zopi]

Drovers do it in teams...

[scgargoyle]

"My other car is a piece of **** too"
"Honk if your horn doesn't work"
"Doing my best to increase my carbon footprint"

[mike_van]

"Bad cop - No doughnut!"  How'd you like to get stopped for speeding with that on your bumper?  :D

[sawguy21]

My buddy stuck this one on my clapped out Caprice
"This is it. I don't have another car."

[Rocky_J]

"Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints"

[Engineer]

My truck says, "Question Authority - Ask Me Anything".  Gotten a lot of comments on that one.

[treecyclers]

Some of my personal faves:
"US Marines - yeah, we're Department of the Navy - THE MENS DEPARTMENT"
"Gun Control means using both hands"
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
IF we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

[zopi]

War never solved anything..except naziism, communism, and slavery...

[Tom Sawyer]

War never solved anything..except naziism, communism, and slavery...

War solved naziism, but hasn't solved antisemitism
War solved communism, but hasn't solved poverty
War solved slavery, but hasn't solved racism

These aren't bumper stickers, but maybe they should be!

[Warbird]

So let's have another war and solve those other things, too.   : :

[IMERC]

"Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints"

I have to spread that one around.....

[BillG]

"IF YOU CAN'T LAUGHT AT YOURSELF, LAUGH AT SOMEONE ELSE"

[sharp edge]

next time you wave use all your fingers

when i was young they said i could grow up and become any thing i want to be , so when i got old i became a b ***