The Deer Hunt

[Texas Ranger]

1:00 A.M. Alarm Clock Rings...

2:00 A.M. Hunting Partners Arrive, Drag You Out Of Bed...

2:30 A.M. Throw Everything Except The KitchenSink In The Pick-Up...

3:00 A.M. Leave For The Deep Woods Of Your Deer Lease...

3:15 A.M. Turn Around And Drive Back Home To Get The Rifle You Forgot...

3:30 A.M. Drive Like Heck To Get To The Deer Lease Before Daylight...

4:00 A.M. Set-Up Camp... Darn, You Forgot The Tent...

4:30 A.M. Head Off Into The Woods To Find Your Deer Stand...

6:05 A.M. You See Eight Deer!!!

6:06 A.M. You Take Aim And Squeeze The Trigger...

6:07 A.M. "CLICK"

6:08 A.M. Load Your Gun While Watching All Eight Deer Run Over The Hill...

8:00 A.M. Climb Down Out Of The Stand And Head Back To Camp...

9:00 A.M. Still Looking For The Deer Camp...

10:00 A.M. You Realize That You Don't Know Where Camp Is...

12:00 P.M. Start Firing Rifle Into The Air To Signal For Help – Eat Wild
Berries To Ease Your Hunger Pains...

12:15 P.M. Run Out Of Bullets - The Eight Deer Comeback...

12:20 P.M. Start Feeling Strange Feelings In Your Stomach...

12:30 P.M. You Realize You Ate Poison Berries...

12:45 P.M. RESCUED!!!

12:55 P.M. Hunting Buddies Rush You To The Hospital To Have Stomach Pumped...

3:00 P.M. Arrive Back At The Deer Camp...

3:30 P.M. Leave Deer Camp To Kill Deer...

4:00 P.M. Return To Camp For Bullets...

4:01 P.M. Load Rifle And Head Back Into The Woods...

5:00 P.M. Empty Rifle On The Squirrel That's Been Bugging You...

6:00 P.M. Arrive Back At Camp, See Deer Grazing At Camp...

6:01 P.M. Load Rifle Again...

6:02 P.M. Shoot At Deer – Hit The Pick-Up...

6:05 P.M. Hunting Buddy Returns To Camp Dragging A Deer...

6:06 P.M. You Repress Strong Desire To Shoot Hunting Buddy...

6:07 P.M. You Stumble And Fall Into The Campfire...

6:10 P.M. Change You Clothes And Throw The Burned Ones Into The Fire...

6:15 P.M. Get In The Pick-Up Truck, Leave Hunting Buddy And His Deer In The Woods...

6:25 P.M. Radiator Boils Over – Remember The Hole You Shot Into The Truck...

6:27 P.M. Start Walking...

6:30 P.M. You Stumble And Fall Dropping Your Rifle In The Mud...

6:35 P.M. You Meet A Big Buck In The Middle Of The Road...

6:36 P.M. Take Aim...

6:37 P.M. Squeeze The Trigger, Gun Fires And The Barrel Blows Up Due To The Mud In The Barrel...

6:38 P.M. Climb Tree...

9:00 P.M. The Buck Departs The Area – You Wrap The Gun Around The Tree...

12:00 A.M. HOME AT LAST!!!

Sunday Watch Football On TV while slowly tearing Hunting License into small pieces, place in envelope and mail to hunting buddy with precise instructions as to what to do with it...

[Jeff]

We have that on the wall of the cabin. I think I have a picture.

[sigidi]

Ranger it still sounds better than a day at the office :D ;D

[WH_Conley]

Sounds like a song they play on the radio every fall " The Second Week of Deer Camp". Only deer killed for years was the one hit with the truck on the to town for more beer.

[Weekend_Sawyer]

"6:06 A.M. You Take Aim And Squeeze The Trigger... "
"6:07 A.M. "CLICK" "

Did that this year :D :D
I have been deer hunting for 33 years I have been using the same gun for 22 years.
This year while easing through the woods a deer got up about 30 yards from me, I actually smirked at it.
Too easy I mumbled while taking aim and CLICK!!, racked another shell into it while the deer waved bye bye with that big white tail.

Jon

[sawguy21]

When we were kids, a buddy decided to take out a Canada goose that had been hanging around a slough. He grabbed our single shot Cooey 22, crawled through the muck and snuck up on that goose. Took careful aim and CLICK.  He was so mad he threw the rifle in the lake. Fortunately, he owned it. The third kid was rolling in the grass laughing his butt off as he showed me the cartridge. :D