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Title: Invasion
Post by: Texas Ranger on August 28, 2008, 10:09:58 AM
This news just in:
All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition
as of yesterday. A reliable source said that one of the
purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded
Georgia, they sure as heck ain't doin' it to Alabama .
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: Warbird on August 28, 2008, 10:50:04 AM
:D :D
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: brdmkr on August 28, 2008, 11:58:53 AM
Quote from: Warbird on August 28, 2008, 10:50:04 AM
:D :D

x2
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: Radar67 on August 28, 2008, 03:40:15 PM
You say this in jest, but the real truth is people are getting crazy down here with this new storm coming in. Gas has increased by .13¢ to .25¢ overnight. People are filling drums with fuel and water, and the stores are already selling out of fuel cans, bottled water, tarps, and such. They say the "invasion" is coming, and I am taking precautions, but some of these people are getting downright panicked.
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: Tom on August 28, 2008, 04:01:54 PM
You really need to reach as many of them as you can and tell them that the fuel makes the water taste funny and water stops it from burning in their boat motor.  They should be using separate containers.   Walmart might have some.  :D
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: Paul_H on August 28, 2008, 04:06:19 PM
What a coincedence,I've had Georgia on my mind.
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: Tom on August 28, 2008, 04:08:14 PM
I don't mind
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: WDH on August 28, 2008, 06:11:06 PM
Georgia is always on my mind, even in a rainy night ;D.

Katrina makes folks skittish with good reason.  If that does not do it, throw in Betsy and Camille.  History is doomed to repeat itself.  Hopefully not on you, Terry. 
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: Warbird on August 28, 2008, 08:36:28 PM
Quote from: Paul_H on August 28, 2008, 04:06:19 PM
What a coincedence,I've had Georgia on my mind.

Well aren't you a peach!
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: Lanier_Lurker on August 28, 2008, 11:15:37 PM
Alabamastan will not be caught unawares - or with their pants down.

Gotta love em.....

Them DanG Ruskies don't have a chance once they cross the Chattahoochee and enter their lands.

:)
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: ibseeker on August 28, 2008, 11:29:57 PM
Now that's funny....I don't care who you are!  :D
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: Left Coast Chris on August 29, 2008, 01:07:20 AM
Sounds like good gun control........with both hands. whiteflag_smiley
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: tcsmpsi on August 29, 2008, 09:08:22 AM
I'd hole up in Miller's Cave.
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: TexasTimbers on August 30, 2008, 04:34:58 PM
Quote from: Tom on August 28, 2008, 04:08:14 PM
I don't mind

Rebel.
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: mike_van on August 30, 2008, 05:13:34 PM
Quote from: tcsmpsi on August 29, 2008, 09:08:22 AM
I'd hole up in Miller's Cave.
With the bats & bears?    8)
Title: Re: Invasion
Post by: tcsmpsi on September 01, 2008, 09:35:22 AM
Quote from: mike_van on August 30, 2008, 05:13:34 PM
Quote from: tcsmpsi on August 29, 2008, 09:08:22 AM
I'd hole up in Miller's Cave.
With the bats & bears?    8)

And the bones of Big Dave.   ;D