How do I keep Noble out of trouble?

[whitepe]

Dear Forestry Forumites,

Noble is heading up to central Illinois on Thanksgiving
day and is going to drop in on Schmalzried and I
on Friday.  I got to thinking that I am going to need lots
of advice on how to keep him out of trouble.
Is anyone out there a bail bondsman cause I might
need your help getting him out of the county clink.
Ever since I found out what GB beer is I've been really
worried.

Signed,
Perplexed in Peoria.

[Jeff]

Heres what we should do if Noble got thrown in the Clink. Come back here and let us know so we can all chip in and send somebody out there... to point and laugh. Why would you want to bail him out?

Don't forget to take some pictures.

Perry has anybody asked you what the results are of drinking way to much beer that relates to you?