Taliban and Al Quaeda

[SawBilly]

I hope this dosen't offend anyone but I thought it was funny  ;D


The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Quaeda out of the
mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Arkansas Special Forces.
>
> Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Jimmy Joe, and Cooter are being sent
in to Afghanistan with the following information about the Taliban:
>
> 1. There is no limit.
> 2. The season opened last weekend.
> 3. They taste just like chicken.
> 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
> 5. Some are queer.
> 6. They don't like barbeque.
> 7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
>
> Should be over in just about a week.