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Started by Jeff, April 26, 2023, 09:09:24 AM

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Jeff

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K-Guy


I can see the Greener's starting this up, just like all the other phoney milks you see in the store.  :D
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Southside

Her brother started a different operation along the same lines, developed the technology to bring her stuff to market.

Almond Milking
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Enough cows to ensure there is no spare time.
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Magicman

Gonna git me some Sweetgum Ice Cream.  Yum Yum.  :)
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newoodguy78

Further proof of how "smart" these people are. All these "milks" get me going. If you squeeze fruit or a nut it's juice. Milk comes from mammals. Of course these days a nut can identify as anything  :)

Ron Wenrich

I believe that's a commercial for...milk.  Not wood milk, just plain old milk.
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47sawdust

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Jeff

Quote from: Ron Wenrich on April 26, 2023, 10:38:19 AM
I believe that's a commercial for...milk.  Not wood milk, just plain old milk.
And it's brilliant! :)
Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

Southside

Apparently the soy enjoying crowd is all in an uproar over this. Love it! 
Franklin buncher and skidder
JD Processor
Woodmizer LT Super 70 and LT35 sawmill, KD250 kiln, BMS 250 sharpener and setter
Riehl Edger
Woodmaster 725 and 4000 planner and moulder
Enough cows to ensure there is no spare time.
White Oak Meadows

Jeff

I thought of you first Jim!!
Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

Southside

It would simplify my life - run the logs through the parlor and then onto the 70!  :D 
Franklin buncher and skidder
JD Processor
Woodmizer LT Super 70 and LT35 sawmill, KD250 kiln, BMS 250 sharpener and setter
Riehl Edger
Woodmaster 725 and 4000 planner and moulder
Enough cows to ensure there is no spare time.
White Oak Meadows

K-Guy


Southside
How many head of oak you milking?  :D
Nyle Service Dept.
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
- D. Adams

JD Guy

Quote from: Magicman on April 26, 2023, 10:07:52 AM
Gonna git me some Sweetgum Ice Cream.  Yum Yum.  :)
Now that's really funny  :D But you may be on to something MM, with all the sweet gum here in the SE we would have a non exhaustive raw material source.

doc henderson

better than the vacuum kilns, come out of the milker and on the mill at 7% MC.  sell 3 inch slabs in the afternoon. 8)  ( the milking emoji)    smiley_bull_stomp
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doc henderson

i make elm powdered milk all day long.  just add water!
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YellowHammer

That was a good laugh.  "Free range trees grown the old fashioned way, from the ground up."

  
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WhitePineJunky

Quote from: doc henderson on April 26, 2023, 01:09:04 PM
i make elm powdered milk all day long.  just add water!
Elm pulp milk 

boonesyard

You guys have just cured global warming,,,,, methane free milk  :D :D :D
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scsmith42

That was pretty funny!  Lots of innuendo too....
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and a mix of log handling heavy equipment.

btulloh

Funny.  Well done.

I sent that link to a friend and got this in return.
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moodnacreek

Quote from: Southside on April 26, 2023, 09:33:51 AM
Her brother started a different operation along the same lines, developed the technology to bring her stuff to market.

Almond Milking
Is this Southside? ;D

Nebraska

Hilarious made me smile... :D

Red Cedar might make strawberry.

doc henderson

high fiber, low calorie.   8) 8) 8)

of course the Elm smells like pith!
Timber king 2000, 277c track loader, PJ 32 foot gooseneck, 1976 F700 state dump truck, JD 850 tractor.  2007 Chevy 3500HD dually, home built log splitter 18 horse 28 gpm with 5 inch cylinder and 32 inch split range with conveyor powered by a 12 volt tarp motor

Ventryjr

Is it gluten free?   What species of hardwood carry gluten? 
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