recipie for elephant stew

[james]

Take one medium elephant , clean , skin , and cut up into bite-sized chunks (this should take about 3 months) put in large pot with spuds, carrots, cellery and rice  season to taste  and cook till tender(this should take 3 to 6 months depending on age of elephant) when guests arive if short of food a rabbit can be added to the stew, but only do so if nessicary as no one likes to find ahair in there stew ;D ;D :D :D