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Title: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: Jeff on February 24, 2011, 12:49:56 PM
Saw this on the news.  :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc3yeQ_CQFI
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: sandhills on February 24, 2011, 01:16:03 PM
Well, that's..........sorry still trying to come up with a word here.  Can't help but say though, down my britches is the last place I'd want a chainsaw  ::)
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: doctorb on February 24, 2011, 01:33:36 PM
While the thought of a chainsaw down your pants is ..... overwhelming, don't let this guy's other decisions go by without mention.  In broad daylight he climbed a tree as part of his escape.  Must have used it to get over a fence.  He dove head first into a narrow creek.  It looks like winter wherever this happened!  Was he going to outswim his persuers?  That dive alone could have mamed him!  What a lugnut!  He must 1) not have any friends that own chainsaws, 2)not have any friends, and 3) have nothing to lose in his pants.  Does Echo make good chainsaws?  How was his choice?
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: bugdust on February 24, 2011, 01:35:10 PM
Should have at least tried for a Stihl!
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: isawlogs on February 24, 2011, 02:39:34 PM
  He needs his meds modified .  ::)
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: metalspinner on February 24, 2011, 03:33:40 PM
QuoteShould have at least tried for a Stihl

That was my first thought! :D :D


Why would you climb a tree to escape somebody with a chainsaw?!? :D
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: SwampDonkey on February 24, 2011, 03:49:07 PM
You guys said before that you wouldn't lend anyone a gas motorized power tool, so he had no choice. :D
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: Jeff on February 24, 2011, 04:39:50 PM
When they release his name, I'll check it against our member list.  ;)
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: Burlkraft on February 24, 2011, 05:09:40 PM
Quote from: isawlogs on February 24, 2011, 02:39:34 PM
  He needs his meds modified .  ::)

Sounds to me like he 'prolly had some other habit that the saw was gonna pay for  :-\

Desperate men do desperate things.

Did you know that saw spelled backwards is was?

I just saw 'dat 'dere and had a little chuckle to myself...right out loud  ;D
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: SwampDonkey on February 24, 2011, 06:25:01 PM
Isn't there a thread already on "easily entertained"?  ;D

I don't know what it is the last couple days: bad weather, higher fuel costs, higher taxes, or no work, but sure is hard to keep up with all the postings. :D :D :D R0LFLMA0.
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: isawlogs on February 24, 2011, 06:31:15 PM
 I was just thinking about that fool diving into that crick. Sometimes they just need cull themselves out of the herd  :-\
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: Warbird on February 24, 2011, 06:42:37 PM
Quote from: Jeff on February 24, 2011, 04:39:50 PM
When they release his name, I'll check it against our member list.  ;)

LOL LOL
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: WDH on February 24, 2011, 07:37:43 PM
He might have been needing a saw to work up the nerve to post in the Chainsaw Board :D.
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: clww on February 24, 2011, 07:48:40 PM
Quote from: Jeff on February 24, 2011, 04:39:50 PM
When they release his name, I'll check it against our member list.  ;)
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: Coon on February 24, 2011, 08:15:59 PM
When he climbed up that tree they shoulda just cut him outta it.   :D 
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: paul case on February 24, 2011, 08:44:10 PM
just another sad story that proves that natural selection is not working. ;D  pc
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: red oaks lumber on February 24, 2011, 09:28:35 PM
the female store clerk asked him if that was a chainsaw in his pants or was he just happy to see her.
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: DR Buck on February 24, 2011, 10:38:48 PM
His name is Anthony Black  21 years old and it took place in Chickasha Oklahoma
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: Meadows Miller on February 24, 2011, 10:57:37 PM

Prob though he was going to make his fortune as a firewood cutter  ;) all he needed was the saw n had no cash  I wonder what he was gonna do for fuel n oil  ;) :D :D :D :D :D

Regards Chris
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: paul case on February 25, 2011, 09:18:58 AM
there are a lot of people, yes even in oklahoma, that arent ''right''.   pc
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: doctorb on February 25, 2011, 10:37:26 AM
paul-

I disagree with your post about natural selection.  Remember, they chased him and made him abandon the chainsaw.  In true natural selection he would have sucessfully stolen the chainsaw, used it, and met his end through some stupid act, preventing his genes from further dissemination.  Or, on the other hand, he could have negated natural selection by continuing to store the chainsaw in his pants, which would be another method of preventing his genes from propagating.  So the problem, just like in nature, is that we interfered with the process of natural selection. If we had only let the story play itself out......:D ;D
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: metalspinner on February 25, 2011, 11:05:45 AM
 :D :D
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: paul case on February 25, 2011, 12:42:10 PM
Quote from: doctorb on February 25, 2011, 10:37:26 AM
paul-

I disagree with your post about natural selection.  Remember, they chased him and made him abandon the chainsaw.  In true natural selection he would have sucessfully stolen the chainsaw, used it, and met his end through some stupid act, preventing his genes from further dissemination.  Or, on the other hand, he could have negated natural selection by continuing to store the chainsaw in his pants, which would be another method of preventing his genes from propagating.  So the problem, just like in nature, is that we interfered with the process of natural selection. If we had only let the story play itself out......:D ;D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D  pc
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: Meadows Miller on February 26, 2011, 04:49:12 AM
Gday

The natural selection case is void I reckon  ;) Alot of Girls these days seem to fall over themselves chasing dumb butt no hopers like him to procreate with any way  :) :) ??? ::) :P   ;)  :D :D

Regards Chris

Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: customsawyer on February 26, 2011, 05:21:09 AM
Quote from: doctorb on February 25, 2011, 10:37:26 AM
paul-

I disagree with your post about natural selection.  Remember, they chased him and made him abandon the chainsaw.  In true natural selection he would have sucessfully stolen the chainsaw, used it, and met his end through some stupid act, preventing his genes from further dissemination.  Or, on the other hand, he could have negated natural selection by continuing to store the chainsaw in his pants, which would be another method of preventing his genes from propagating.  So the problem, just like in nature, is that we interfered with the process of natural selection. If we had only let the story play itself out......:D ;D
You hit the nail on the head with that. Now I think some one needs to knock this guy in the head.
Title: Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
Post by: Jeff on February 27, 2011, 01:17:02 PM
I just deleted that last post. I don't think we need all that innuendo on the Forestry Forum.