I Don't Care

[Magicman]

What anyone says:


 
You plop an Egg on top of a Bed of Grits with a Toasted Bun & Apple Jam and you have a Meal.  digin1

[thecfarm]

That toasted bun and apple jelly and eggs sure do look good.
I have 4 eggs, toast and a banana just about every morning at 6am. Sometimes even some meat will make it on the plate too. 
Sometimes strawberries, or raspberries will replace the banana.

[sawguy21]

The eggs and bun look good.

[WV Sawmiller]

Scrambled hard would be fine but I'm not a fried egg fan. Rest looks good.

[beenthere]

Bet it tastes great, just doesn't look good in a photo. 

[Southside]

You don't eat the rocks Ray?  :D

[SwampDonkey]

Your spoon has too many holes. ;) Enjoy.

[thecfarm]

Rocks?
I would eat them, but they are so big, I can't get them through the front door!!!

[WDH]

Y'all are crazy.  I think that it looks great. 



 

When Lynn and Ms. Pat came to visit me, I made breakfast for them.  You Northern glaciated types please note the bottle of maple syrup.

[Magicman]

Yup, it was all delicious and was a visit that needs repeating. 

[thecfarm]

If that bottle of maple syrup had legs, it would of ran away!!!

[B.C.C. Lapp]

Looks just fine to me. Around here sometimes we even make "breakfast" for supper.   Always hits the spot.

[21incher]

Up here in the north we let the eggs hatch, feed the corn to the chickens and then enjoy  some tasty  barbecue  chicken. I'm with ray on the ground corn mush called grits.😖

[Southside]

So this girl from New York was heading to @YellowHammer place in New Market, Alabama to get some lumber when she stopped into a cafe just down the road and sat down for breakfast.  The waitress walked over and handed her a menu and the girl told her not to bother just bring her the breakfast special.  Well a few minutes later the waitress returned with the breakfast special and the girl sat there staring at her plate.  She figured out what the biscuit was, wasn't really certain what all the "stuff" slathered all over them was, and the grits were a complete mystery, so she called the waitress back over and told her that "this isn't going to work, just bring me a bagel with cream cheese"

"A BAGEL?" the waitress replied in disbelief, "With cream cheese? You want a bagel with cream cheese on it?"  "Yes" the New Yorker replied.  A few minutes later the New Yorker heard a loud bang and crash from the kitchen and some yelling - figured someone knocked over a dish cart from the sounds of it.  

Finally she saw the waitress coming back, and the poor girl was a bit disheveled.  The waitress put a tub of cream cheese on the table and said "your're going to have to put the cream cheese on yourself, he has gone and licked it off his self twice already" as she handed the New Yorker a small, black and tan, hound dog.   :D

[WDH]

 

 

I have a bagel at breakfast too.  She mainly hangs around the table in the event that some good Southern breakfast morsel gets dropped.  You can DanG well bet that it will not be cream cheese . 

BTW, she loves to ride around the woods roads in the Gator, but our Gator does have 4 wheels too, just no teeth. 

[21incher]

So this girl from New York was heading to @YellowHammer place in New Market, Alabama to get some lumber when she stopped into a cafe just down the road and sat down for breakfast.  The waitress walked over and handed her a menu and the girl told her not to bother just bring her the breakfast special.  Well a few minutes later the waitress returned with the breakfast special and the girl sat there staring at her plate.  She figured out what the biscuit was, wasn't really certain what all the "stuff" slathered all over them was, and the grits were a complete mystery, so she called the waitress back over and told her that "this isn't going to work, just bring me a bagel with cream cheese"

"A BAGEL?" the waitress replied in disbelief, "With cream cheese? You want a bagel with cream cheese on it?"  "Yes" the New Yorker replied.  A few minutes later the New Yorker heard a loud bang and crash from the kitchen and some yelling - figured someone knocked over a dish cart from the sounds of it.  

Finally she saw the waitress coming back, and the poor girl was a bit disheveled.  The waitress put a tub of cream cheese on the table and said "your're going to have to put the cream cheese on yourself, he has gone and licked it off his self twice already" as she handed the New Yorker a small, black and tan, hound dog.   :D

Good thing she didn't ask for the lox and capers on her bagel with  cream cheese. That's the best part 😋. It's  like the biscuits and gravy of the north.

[YellowHammer]

That joke is closer to the truth than you might think.  

My Alabama red neck older brother married the then fancified daughter of a New York and Kansa City art gallery family 30 years ago, and they would always have "ceremonial" bagels and cream for breakfast.  Kind of like crumpets and tea.  My brother liked them so much that at some point his wife's family gave him the family nickname "Bagel" and his wife still calls him that as his affectionate nickname.  The problem is that when they moved to Texas she would call him "Bagel" in public, everyone would just say "What did you call him?, or What???" and they had to change his nickname to "Beagle" when out in public. :D :D :D

I like bagels and cream cheese, but they taste too "Hoidy Toidy" to me, and I much prefer a frozen Jimmy Dean microwave egg and cheese biscuit every morning to keep my cholesterol up.   :D :D :D :D

[caveman]

Magicman's breakfast looked good to me, excepting the eggs.  I prefer mine to be medium rare instead of cracked and tepid.

[Chris Burchfield]

Leave it to Magicman to be showin off some good breakfast groceries.  :laugh:

[red]

I like a Taylor Ham Egg and Cheese sandwich but I think it's a North East thing 

[Don P]

Sipping on my first pot of coffee while patiently staying outta the way. Gonna hafta suffer through fresh strawberries and whupped cream on crepes then sneak in and try to do something about that Dec inspection sticker  :D

[Magicman]

For Breakfast I am a dry cereal eater.  I premix and re-box Raisin Bran, Honeynut Cheerios, and Honey Bunches of Oats. 

As with the above; Eggs, Grits, Pancakes, Biscuits, Toast, Bacon, & Sausage is generally for an occasional Supper.

[SwampDonkey]

Had some of them fresh strawberries last night with Icelandic style yogourt on top. Because I don't eat any dairy that is fixed with carageenan in it. They keep on ruining our food supply with crap. ;)

[kantuckid]

I eat cereal most days when the grandkids, etc., aren't here. Then the homemade biscuits, waffles, pancakes and sausage gravy I wait for them all to get up and chow down. 
My main cereal choice is homemade granola. Believe me when I say that all granola is not equal!!! I have eaten many store bought versions and not one comes close to homemade.
If anyone wants a superb granola recipe, I'll post it. 
Ours is sweetened only with real maple syrup. I also really like GrapeNuts Flakes and buy them at Meijers-the only store that carries them anywhere I have been. I'll toss some in with my granola, also toss in some dates I cut with scissors. I order bulk dates from California, also figs. 
I like Cheerios when I have a banana to slice into them. Now and then I'll buy a box of the old time shredded wheat-the big ones in brown paper but many stores have dropped it. Most cereals sold now are not good for you as far too much sugar.  
We try -well, sort of- ;D to eat right here. Cholesterol for me, a senior who has heart disease it's not a laughing matter but I cheat some-ice cream now and then, cheese and bacon sandwich. Otherwise I'm a one slice of bacon guy now days and eggs & sausage gravy when company comes. 
In my area people FRY much of what they eat. Even otherwise healthy foods they'll say "I like that fried" no matter what it is. Easy to see why KY is way up there on many health issue charts.