While at dinner at Sawlex with a few members I learned about the CGI. I learned that I did not score well but was not too surprised by this news. However, a friend there discovered he scored higher than me and was totally upset to find out.
Captain has the full index and will need him to post a few questions.
is it safe to ask what a CGI is?
sure it is safe to ask but I didn't say I would answer :) maybe
Captain would like to explain.
all I have to say is that we were having a few drinks before dinner and the first question was "do you own a chainsaw" to that everyone at the table said yes. Unfortunately, I had to respond yes but that I refuse to use it and that's when I scored a little higher than everyone else. But the remaining questions caused the others at the table to get ahead of me.
Now you should be able to figure out what the C stands for and probably the I as I used the word in my first post. so the only mystery is G.
i'm guessing "captain's girly index"
I think I'm afraid to take it too. I heard about the formula :D
Were you guys in the Cumberland Gap ??? ;D
Quote from: Jeff on May 31, 2009, 01:05:48 PM
I think I'm afraid to take it too. I heard about the formula :D
I think you rate pretty high on Cedarman's scale :D :D :D :D
Quote from: Dan_Shade on May 31, 2009, 11:16:12 AM
is it safe to ask what a CGI is?
Common Gateway Interface....
computer protocols for interfacing...
::) I dont do abreviatiuns too well .... actualy not well at all . :-\
Must not be very important, since no one knows what it is and no one is talking about it. ;) ;D ;D
Quote from: IMERC on June 01, 2009, 11:23:24 AM
Quote from: Dan_Shade on May 31, 2009, 11:16:12 AM
is it safe to ask what a CGI is?
Common Gateway Interface....
computer protocols for interfacing...
It is also computer generated imagery when it is used related to film making.
So....who's been using a chainsaw on their computer? :-X :o
TamIam knows and teased us with a little bit of information. :) :)
Time for someone to put a little more spin on this, dontcha think? ;D
Do you own a chainsaw?
Do you use it?
Is it an easy start?
yes
yes
no
yes
yes
it starts easy, but does not have anything to help it. ;)
yes3
Quote from: Captain on June 01, 2009, 08:49:43 PM
Do you own a chainsaw?
Do you use it?
Is it an easy start?
yup....
yup...
but if I had another 50 feet of extension cord I could get to the edge of the property...
yup... till it unplugs....
Chainsaw G_____ Index
Imerc you need to add a solar pannel. As for me I'll amswer yes to all. I live on a hill and jump start em :o ;D
Quote from: Sawyerfortyish on June 02, 2009, 07:11:01 AM
I live on a hill and jump start em :o ;D
does it roll start well???
My "daily driver" is a:
A) Car
B) Minivan
C) Truck
D) SUV
Truck
Right now, it's a truck. In the past, my daily drivers have defied classification, at least outside of the scrapyard. :D
Ok .. Yes X 3
B) minivan
Still have no clue to what the darn abreviation is for ... ::) :P :P
Is it "Captain's Girlyman Index"?
yes3 truck
Quote from: Captain on June 02, 2009, 08:44:09 PM
My "daily driver" is a:
A) Car
B) Minivan
C) Truck
D) SUV
I'd like to say truck but lately it's been "slave'...
Truck
Quote from: Radar67 on June 02, 2009, 09:53:30 PM
Is it "Captain's Girlyman Index"?
8) I particularly like wimines .. :-* does that give extra points .
Y
y
n
Truck
Quote from: Captain on June 02, 2009, 08:44:09 PM
My "daily driver" is a:
A) Car
B) Minivan
C) Truck
D) SUV
it's a Ford so daily drive is stretching it...
yes
yes
no
truck
yes
yes
yes
truck
yes
yes
no
truck, albeit a puddlejumper
Y
Y
Y
truck
Yes (own 3)
Yes (have many scars)
Yes (if it has fuel in it.)
Truck (if Dodge counts anymore)
Yes
Yes
??? >:( :'( :-X
Shanks mare ('less I gotta haul somp'in then its Dodge time)
yes ,yes, yes, Diamond T ,Diamond T , & GMC
How many DIFFERENT types of products do you use in the shower/bathtub?
Examples:
Soap and a combination shampoo/conditioner = 2
Body Wash + Facial Scrub + Shampoo + Conditoner = 4
no need to list products - replies can be in numeric form
1.yes3
2.truck
3. 2
::) This is getting serious, my answers have been refined to:
yes
yes
yes
truck
1
Ok I'll play.
yes
yes
no
mini van
2
Yes 3
Yes
Yes
Truck
2
Quote from: Captain on June 04, 2009, 08:51:57 AM
How many DIFFERENT types of products do you use in the shower/bathtub?
define shower....
2
yes 3
truck
2
And I still don't know what CGI stands for :(
Mr Shade got that interpretation on attempt 1. Really a true gage for the fairer gender, but sometimes otherwise revealing.
yes
yes
no
truck
1
Quote from: Captain on June 04, 2009, 11:54:21 AM
Mr Shade got that interpretation on attempt 1. Really a true gage for the fairer gender, but sometimes otherwise revealing.
Guess the guys need not respond.
yes
yes
it starts easy, but does not have anything to help it.
truck
2
haha, I figured that, simply by the way tamiam worded her post!
i'm guessing next Captain will be asking what color fingernail polish you guys use :D :D :D :D
so far, I'm a:
yes
yes
no
pickup
2
yes
yes
no
truck
2
went back and looked....
just one....
If y'all are keeping score, Ms Roxie is hangin' with the boys.... :)
yes
yes
no
truck
2
so does the index have like floating points for things like loufas and hand moisturizer?
and driving a standard transmission?
_____________ makes anything taste better :
A) Tabasco Sauce
B) Beer
C) Milk
D) Sugar
that one's a toss up between A and B!
Is there a question for how many spark plugs/cylinders you own? :D :D :D :D
hah, if there is, it should only count ones that actually move!
yes
yes
it starts easy, but does not have anything to help it.
truck
2
Tabasco
Quote from: Captain on June 04, 2009, 09:02:41 PM
_____________ makes anything taste better :
A) Tobasco Sauce
B) Beer
C) Milk
D) Sugar
E) None of the above
1.yes3
2.truck
3. 2
4.Milk
Yes
Yes
Yes
Truck
2
beer
Yes
yes
yes
truck
1
sugar
A And I still don't know what CGI stands for :(
y
y
n
truck
1
Toughy Toss up between A and B. Preferably combined in some manner
I like tabasco with my eggs and in sausage gravy. I put it on my steak and homefries. The bottle sits on the table right alongside the salt & pepper. :)
yes
yes
no
truck
2
tabasco
1..yes x3
2..b
3..2
4..b
Thanks Alot Mr Mom
OK, I can't let Roxie have all the fun!
Yes
Yes
No
SUV
3
Beer
YYNA1B
.... Country girl index?
ok, ill play too. :)
yes
yes
no
truck
2
tabasco
Yes 3
Yes
Yes
Truck
2
Tabasco
I use oil most frequently _____________
a) to add to my chainsaw
b) to add to my truck crankcase
c) to Fry Food with
d) as a hair or skin conditioner
GF....
er ... truck....
I use oil for my wrestling ring when all the girls come over.
yes
yes
it starts easy, but does not have anything to help it.
truck
2
Tabasco
c
yes
yes
no
truck
2
Tabasco
c
Yes
yes
yes
truck
1
sugar
add to my chainsaw
yes
yes
no
Big Ash SUV 8)
3
beer
d
1.yes3
2.truck
3. 2
4.Milk
5.c
yes
yes
no
truck
2
tabasco
currently a, but prefer c
yes x 3
caravan
3
sugar
chainsaw but its da tractor dis week ... Hydraulics and slash/brush dont mix well :-\
:) :D ;D YYNA1BC ;D :D :)
Yes 3
Yes
Yes
Truck
2
Tabasco
B
DanG, I better jump in before the scores are tallied
Y Y N Truck Tobasco A
Y
Y
N
SUV
1
A (tobasco)
A
so????
So a few more questions to differentiate the G in CGI...
How many dresses/skirts do you own?
Seriously? None. :D
This could get interesting. Ya'll be honest now. :D :D
...and Roxie's score is still better than some of you fellas out there....
Do you remember when Bibbyman admitted to exfoliating. :D
Yes 3
Yes
Yes
Truck
2
Tabasco
B
one, but it's only for special occasions :D
Quote from: Captain on June 13, 2009, 06:59:56 AM
How many dresses/skirts do you own?
now that's the trick question....
are the ones somebody left behind in my closet give me ownership???
yes
yes
it starts easy, but does not have anything to help it.
truck
2
Tabasco
c
none
yes x 3
caravan
3
sugar
chainsaw but its da tractor dis week ... Hydraulics and slash/brush dont mix well. definitively da dam tractor . >:(
dat be none .
Roxie's got me beat on this one. I have to admit I have dresses packed away in a closet somewhere..............not unlike Marcel & Steve. ;D
I've decided to quit playing along after having this weird urge to go buy a skirt so I could say I have one.
Quote from: Jeff on June 14, 2009, 11:36:08 AM
I've decided to quit playing along after having this weird urge to go buy a skirt so I could say I have one.
need a loner???
Quote from: Patty on June 14, 2009, 11:14:14 AMI have to admit I have dresses packed away in a closet somewhere..............not unlike Marcel & Steve. ;D
So what you're saying is they need to come out of the closet....the dresses that is. ;D
When I think of cosmetics I think :
A) I look better without them
B) Covergirl or Revlon
C) Avon or Mary Kay
D) Arbonne or Estee Lauder
A....
but that's streching it a might...
like B,C or D would be of any help either....
no sense wasting the money...
yes
yes
it starts easy, but does not have anything to help it.
truck
2
Tabasco
c
none
A
My usual thought is, either she needs more, or she's pretty without it. ;) Depending on who I'm looking at. :)
yes x 3
caravan
3
sugar
chainsaw but its da tractor dis week ... Hydraulics and slash/brush dont mix well. definitively da dam tractor . >:(
dat be none .
A
I dont think anyone really needs any, them wimine folks all look good to me, well not all but a whole bunch of dem . ;D
I went out with a girl a long time ago that took some time to fix her self up to go out . She was real pretty and did not need any to help her out. I was not sure how long it took but I got thristy before she was done one time and just left her behind on da chair she sat on putting all that paint on ... Not much sense of humour there, she was some upset with me for not waiting it out ... I had better things to do , and waiting was not much part of what I did do best . She cought up to me that evening and was on some sort of war path :D :D :D After that I never did go get her without fair warning . ;)
:) ;) :D ;D :o YYNA1BC0A :o ;D :D ;) :)
Yes 3
Yes
Yes
Truck
2
Tabasco
B
one, but it's only for special occasions
A
Ut oh. We might need a "none of the above selection." I don't know what Arbonne is, so I thought I'd describe my cosmetics and Captain can tell me which number fits.
I use a natural mineral powder with a SPF of 20 that is made in the USA by Iredale Cosmetics. Gotta have sunscreen, and the dry powder feels much nicer than a greasy moisturizer type. I don't use lipstick, ever.
I am too beautiful to need any makeup. :D
It gits all stuck down in the wrinkles anyway and I need a trowel or something to scoop it out. ::)
yes
yes
no
Big Ash SUV 8)
3
beer
d
some
a
Mary Kaye and the Ding Dong Lady were both in my house this week but I didn't buy anything.
Quote from: Sprucegum on June 16, 2009, 12:13:58 AM
Mary Kaye and the Ding Dong Lady were both in my house this week but I didn't buy anything.
Way to show restraint Spruce!! :D :D :D :D
Quote from: brdmkr on June 08, 2009, 10:42:39 PM
DanG, I better jump in before the scores are tallied
Y Y N Truck Tobasco A
Add none and A
Now Patty, we're going to need a better answer than "some" to calculate an actual score when we're done....
what do ya do when some of the answers don't apply but should...
Quote from: Captain on June 16, 2009, 07:03:54 PM
Now Patty, we're going to need a better answer than "some" to calculate an actual score when we're done....
Captain, I am waiting for them to come out of the closet... :)
yes
yes
no
truck
2
tabasco
currently a, but prefer c
none
a
yes
yes
no
Big Ash SUV Just a doin da Forestry Forum Boogie
3
beer
d
some......ok 10 including my wedding dress from 33 years ago
a
'atta girl....
I am not playing along. But Im going crazy waitin for what CGI stands for.
Dan got that first answer on page 1....
OK...last question.....
When the event arises that I actually WEAR hosiery, I am more likely to wear:
a) heavy / woolen socks
b) white athletic tube socks
c) knit knee high stockings
d) nylon hosiery
B. White athletic tube socks (This is the closest answer to the white cotton ankle socks I love).
Yes 3
Yes
Yes
Truck
2
Tabasco
B
one, but it's only for special occasions
A
B But not tube socks, I like a fitted sock
Burlkraft, I think we need to know what socks you wear with your skirt.
Quote from: Sawyerfortyish on June 02, 2009, 07:11:01 AM
Imerc you need to add a solar pannel. As for me I'll amswer yes to all. I live on a hill and jump start em :o ;D
tried that...
the battery back is a bear to lug around...
Quote from: Captain on June 23, 2009, 08:05:41 AM
OK...last question.....
since this is the last question....
this is my tally and I'm sticking with it....
Y3
C
1
None
B
None
A
A
yes
yes
it starts easy, but does not have anything to help it.
truck
2
Tabasco
c
none
A
I figured I'd finally join the thread again. Here are my answers:
yes
not any more
no
car
4
tabasco
c
2 wedding dresses
only on special occasions so b
I don't like wool or tubes or nylon >:( so I guess I'll knit some knee highs ;)
yes
yes
no
truck
2
tabasco
currently a, but prefer c
none
a
b
Quote from: Jeff on June 23, 2009, 08:25:44 AM
Burlkraft, I think we need to know what socks you wear with your skirt.
Wool, of course! ;D ;D
Y
Y
N
Truck
Tobasco
A
none
A
B
I know I'm late to the game.
Yes
yes
relative to what ???
suv or F350 ( depends on the mission ! )
3.5 Trying to erase wrinkles !!
Toss up A or B
B ( chainsaw is a close second )
If I own a skirt, I have no idea where it is.
I never think of cosmetics.
A heavy socks year 'round.
I think there ought to be some more questions ;D Someone mentioned sparkplugs .... or how about wheel count ???
yes x 3
caravan
3
sugar
chainsaw but its da tractor dis week ... Hydraulics and slash/brush dont mix well. definitively da dam tractor .
dat be none .
A
A ... Aint got nothing else
If we go for a wheel count , she (da bunny ) has us beat before the gun goes off . :-X
yes
yes
no
Big Ash SUV Just a doin da Forestry Forum Boogie
3
beer
d
some......ok 10 including my wedding dress from 33 years ago
a
b (actually mine are those cute little cotton anklets with a pink stripe at the top ;D )
Back to the dress question.....do you mean dresses that still actually fit, or ones that are still just hanging around in my closet? :D
Isawlogs , I will loan you some of my wheels . I did a quick count (124 )and there is more equipment yet not acounted for . I guess that Da Bunny will not have that many.
Here's what I got but the choices need to be tweaked some to get the right ones.
y
y
n
truck
1
A
Chainsaw
none
a
b I don't usually bother with socks
Thanks Don , but if she strarts to count um , she could be a darn good contender .... :)
okay...
so what's the rest of the story???
so ...
quite the way to do market research...
spam and ubsolicited to increase now....
I guess that we should detail the scoring system? ;D
Quote from: Captain on July 20, 2009, 06:26:38 PM
I guess that we should detail the scoring system? ;D
Now theres a thought ... ::) ;D
but since it's a girlie index...
do you wanna pass or fail???
Might need to go out and do like Steve and get me a dress :-\
I couldn't resist this.
Yes
Yes
Yes
SUV
3
Beer
A
none (Unless you count half of the wifes things belong to me :D )
c
b (cause I run)
I hope these answers don't hold any bearing as to my personality etc.
:-[
Quote from: isawlogs on July 21, 2009, 08:02:25 AM
Might need to go out and do like Steve and get me a dress :-\
I got mine in Scotland ;D ;D