truisms - Saying you have found true

[Old Greenhorn]

Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.

Even if it is a controlled crash landing.
GAB

Both are better than beating the paramedics to the scene of the crash.

[Andries]

"Being on the ground and wishing you up in the air, is far better than being up in the air and really wishing you were on the ground."  

[doc henderson]

"he who dies with the most toys wins"!

"the only differance between men and boys, is the price of their toys"!

[Stephen1]

The person with the biggest morgtage when they die wins!

[Texas Ranger]

It ain't over till it's over.

[Southside]

Did some research Stephen1. Found out that.

100% of forcloserus were on houses with mortgages. Figure it was a truism. 

[Crusarius]

We were messing with the safety guy at work one day. He requested we get SDS sheets for everything in our building. So we did. 

He didn't realize we had the most dangerous stuff on earth in the building.

Dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people that come in contact with it or ingest it, DIE!

He freaked out and went crazy trying to figure out how to handle and contain it.

This went on for about a month before we had to enlighten him and tell him it is two hydrogen molecules and one oxygen, commonly known as H2O, more commonly known as WATER.

[Percy]

Old workers poem:

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time.

[moodnacreek]

Ok, here goes; Idle hands are the devil's work shop [the problem with our country]                                                       and for me; 'There is no fool like an old fool'                                                                                                             The question; How much should I tighten this bolt? Answer; as tight as you can, then one more turn.

[DDW_OR]

We were messing with the safety guy at work one day. He requested we get SDS sheets for everything in our building. So we did.

He didn't realize we had the most dangerous stuff on earth in the building.

Dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people that come in contact with it or ingest it, DIE!

He freaked out and went crazy trying to figure out how to handle and contain it.

This went on for about a month before we had to enlighten him and tell him it is two hydrogen molecules and one oxygen, commonly known as H2O, more commonly known as WATER.

yea we had a guy at work searching for, thermal printer ink ribbon

[sawguy21]

 :D That safety officer sounds like the one we had to deal with, he always had new solutions looking for a problem. It was fun messing with him.

[Old Greenhorn]

Seems like the safety officer or whatever a particular company calls them these days are the only source of good entertainment left in the workplace. Some of the practical jokes and gags we would pull on each other a few years ago could get you arrested or fired today for harassment, discrimination, or worse.

[upnut]

Concerning family farm operations.....The first generation buys it, the second generation pays for it, and the third generation loses it. Heart breaking but often true...

Scott B.

[Tacotodd]

Dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people that come in contact with it or ingest it, DIE!

The biggest cause for divorce is marriage
The biggest cause of death is life

[Crusarius]

We were messing with the safety guy at work one day. He requested we get SDS sheets for everything in our building. So we did.

He didn't realize we had the most dangerous stuff on earth in the building.

Dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people that come in contact with it or ingest it, DIE!

He freaked out and went crazy trying to figure out how to handle and contain it.

This went on for about a month before we had to enlighten him and tell him it is two hydrogen molecules and one oxygen, commonly known as H2O, more commonly known as WATER.

yea we had a guy at work searching for, thermal printer ink ribbon

Thats a good one to

The only reason for the safety guy is the major insurance break they get from it.

[Southside]

Old Greenhorn, the stuff we pulled in high school chemistry class would make Fox News these days and have the FBI tactical team kicking in the front door.  Never hurt a soul.  Can't say the same for some pond ice and a few old hollowed out trees.  

[caveman]

We were messing with the safety guy at work one day. He requested we get SDS sheets for everything in our building. So we did. 

I did this to one of the deans at school a few years ago.  By mid-morning I'd forgotten all about it until the assistant principal over facilities informed me the hazmat team was coming.  I quickly let her know that we already handled the cleanup.  The dean was unhappy with me and my sense of humor.

[olcowhand]

"Never approach a Bull from the front, a Horse from the rear- or a Fool from any direction..."

[WV Sawmiller]

  "If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes."

[moodnacreek]

"Never approach a Bull from the front, a Horse from the rear- or a Fool from any direction..."

Now that's really a good one and i was brought up with the first two but didn't know the third.

[newoodguy78]

Concerning family farm operations.....The first generation buys it, the second generation pays for it, and the third generation loses it. Heart breaking but often true...

Scott B.

Seen that all too many times 

[olcowhand]

"Never approach a Bull from the front, a Horse from the rear- or a Fool from any direction..."

Now that's really a good one and i was brought up with the first two but didn't know the third.

I don't know who authored it, but I figured that's why nobody visits me. I'm either Bull-headed, a Horse's Back-side- or the last one.....
Steve

[Tacotodd]

I don't know who authored it, but I figured that's why nobody visits me. I'm either Bull-headed, a Horse's Back-side- or the last one.....
Steve

I'm usually both simultaneously, according to my wife  ;)

[SawyerTed]

Yogi Berra is one of my heroes!  Here are three gems from Yogi!

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, you might wind up some place else.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

[red]

When you come to a fork in the road . . take it