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Title: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Jeff on January 06, 2006, 11:08:37 AM
He was pestering me so I chucked him in my trash can. :)

(https://forestryforum.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/scooter_in_da_trash.jpg)


Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: OneWithWood on January 06, 2006, 11:11:29 AM
Lookout, Scooter!  :o :o

Daddy's off his meds again.  :D
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Murf on January 06, 2006, 11:13:19 AM
Yer a brave, brave lad der Bossman.

I'm a thinkin' that the little fellers got teeth, if he's got a long memory too........

One day when you least expect it, and bend over to tie a shoe lace..........  :o

Not to mention what happens when SWMBO finds out ........
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: whitepe on January 06, 2006, 11:22:43 AM
Are you after Pete's job?   ;D
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: ronwood on January 06, 2006, 11:31:43 AM
Jeff,

I bet your in the doghouse!!!!!!

Ron
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: sprucebunny on January 06, 2006, 11:57:57 AM
Scooter just says " HUH.....What'd I do ??? " with that innocent look that dogs work so hard on ;D
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Ernie_Edwards on January 06, 2006, 12:03:02 PM
Jeff,

If your just gonna throw it out, we'll take it.

One mans trash is another man treasure.
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Flurida_BlackCreek on January 06, 2006, 01:43:04 PM
Put him on e-bay.
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Tom_in_Mo. on January 06, 2006, 02:09:45 PM
That little dog is something else. It  was so funny, when we were at the pig roast last year he wanted to go outside and check everybody out and Tammy caught with him out side and told him to go get himself right back in the house, he headed back toward the house just growling at her. The dog that is, not Jeff. :D :D
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: thecfarm on January 06, 2006, 02:14:12 PM
Looks alot like our little Boo-Boo,minus the trash can.I would never do this to our dog,I would get thrown out to the dog house.   ;D
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Jeff on January 06, 2006, 02:47:30 PM
Quote from: Tom_in_Mo. on January 06, 2006, 02:09:45 PM
That little dog is something else. It  was so funny, when we were at the pig roast last year he wanted to go outside and check everybody out and Tammy caught with him out side and told him to go get himself right back in the house, he headed back toward the house just growling at her. The dog that is, not Jeff. :D :D

Next time it snows, I'll have to get a video of scooter.  All I have to do is pick up a snow ball and he'll come clear across the yard after me like he is going to eat me. He's really my buddy. I'm here a lot by myself and he is with me every moment. either laying right at my feet or pestering me to put him up in Tammy's office chair so he can lay here while I work.  He likes to pretend he's going to eat you before he licks yer face.
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Texas Ranger on January 06, 2006, 02:59:02 PM
I'm here a lot by myself and he is with me every moment.

That explains a WHOLE lot about what's been going on around here lately.  The Boss done went and got cabin fever. ;D
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Murf on January 06, 2006, 03:50:54 PM
Quote from: Jeff B on January 06, 2006, 02:47:30 PM
All I have to do is pick up a snow ball and he'll come clear across the yard after me like he is going to eat me.

A Terrier pretending to be viscous, nooooooo. Yer kiddin' right.  :D

Boss, have you discovered yet that Terriers have an instintive attack reflex that is particularly sensitive to the infamous "blanket monster" ?   Put your hand under an (old or da meesus will kill ya) blanket and wiggle it around. Guaranteed to make any Terrier I've ever seen go absolutely phsycho.  :D

Errr, even more than usual dat is.  ::)
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Jeff on January 06, 2006, 03:56:07 PM
The little bugger is absolutely FEARLESS. I am sure that he would fight anything or anyone to his death to protect whoever he might be napping with. :)
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Murf on January 06, 2006, 04:22:27 PM
Yup, dat sounds 'bout right, prolly defend his bowl pretty good too.

My meesus put one of my pups out da' other night and she made a heck of a racket, prit'near chewed her way through da chainlink fencing tryin' ta git ta' sumat over in da pool enclosure.

When she turned on da big yard light she let out a holler fer me, she said der was a Alien inna yard.  :o

I grabbed da camera, cause I want da $10k from National Enquirer fer gittin' da first pix of ET, and ran out ta' see what all da fuss waz about.

(https://forestryforum.com/gallery/albums/userpics/11799/Possum%20.jpg)

Dis lil' feller was munchin on some frozen apples........

Apparently dey don't have dem in South Africa ... 'parently dey isn't too welcome here neither now dat she knows 'bout it.  :D
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: thecfarm on January 06, 2006, 05:04:35 PM
That's what my little Boo-Boo is a cross with a terrier and believe it or not a Lab or a Golden Retrevier.I lean more towards the retrevier.When we see pictures of retrevier pups it looks just like him.He is very protective of my wife.He could care less what happens to me.She has seen him growl and really show some teeth when she gets to close to another dog.He gets very aggressive towards anyone he feels is not right when I'm not around.He's very good telling us what is out in the fields and the woods.Sometimes to good,like at 2 AM.
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Murf on January 06, 2006, 05:10:18 PM
Quote from: thecfarm on January 06, 2006, 05:04:35 PM
That's what my little Boo-Boo is a cross with a terrier and believe it or not a Lab or a Golden Retrevier.

Was it his mother or father that needed the stool ta' stand on?  :D  :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: thecfarm on January 06, 2006, 05:23:25 PM
Like to have a dollar for every time I heard that one.   ;D
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: iain on January 07, 2006, 02:36:31 PM
Jeff the next time it pesters you take the batteries out

simple



iain
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: farmerdoug on January 07, 2006, 06:02:47 PM
Iain,  you are thinking about Furbies. ;)  Those dogs have springs that are wound up. :D

Farmerdoug
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Stump Jumper on January 07, 2006, 08:42:25 PM
I know for a fact that dog has no batteries becuase he is hooked directly to the doorbell. :D :D

I figured this out last week when we went to visit.  Every time we rang the doorbell I heard nothing but a scooter.  :D :D
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Jeff on January 08, 2006, 01:56:43 PM
I never thought about it that way until he mentioned it, but Stump Jumper is right, I think that scooter must be hard wired right to the doorbell buzzer. :D

In case any of you were worried, mama rescued her kid and they rested contentedly after the big meany tried to throw poor little Scooter away.  Man that dog makes me jealous. :-\  :)

(https://forestryforum.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/scooter_rescued.jpg)
Title: Re: I threw Tammy's dog away
Post by: Murf on January 09, 2006, 01:22:34 PM
Quote from: farmerdoug on January 07, 2006, 06:02:47 PM
Those dogs have springs that are wound up. :D

Farmerdoug

Akshully, I believe dey is self-winding .......   :D