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Title: Lynchburg visitors guide
Post by: Texas Ranger on August 08, 2005, 03:49:30 PM
On a recent trip to Tennesse we made the mandated pilgramage to Lynchburg, TN.  While there, our tour guide and I were off on the side jaw boning when my wife took this shot.  I am 6 Foot, 200+ pounds, I am the little guy.  This was one of the most amiable guys you would want to meet, and i was very respectful for being a Texan.  He showed us 48,000,000 gallons of Tennessee corn and branch water.  Said it was the pure water that gave him his size, boy could be a Texan.

(https://forestryforum.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10007/man%20talk.JPG)
Title: Re: Lynchburg visitors guide
Post by: Murf on August 08, 2005, 04:09:09 PM
Looks like good proof (literally) that corn, udder dan' in grits will make ya' grow up big'n strong.  :o

When I first read the title of da thread I thought "you mean there is sumptin' udder dan dat to do in Lynchburg?"  :D
Title: Re: Lynchburg visitors guide
Post by: Texas Ranger on August 08, 2005, 04:36:52 PM
There is nothing else to do in Lynchburg, ya cant even get a drink of sour mash there, dry county.  But the Distillery is a trip.  48,000,000 million gallons.  HHHmmmmmmmmmm, as my friend Homer Simpson would say.
Title: Re: Lynchburg visitors guide
Post by: Rockn H on August 09, 2005, 02:48:09 AM
Ahh, I always wanted to do that tour.  A dry county huh?   ::)
I bet if those vats ever broke it wouldn't be dry for long. ;D