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Title: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: Skytramp on December 22, 2005, 05:50:12 PM
     I hate to get this started again, but on Spike TV this evening on MAX X there was a bit on a contest in North Carolina where people roll around in a big tub of grits, the winner is the one that  gets the most grits to stick to him.  The winner was a man that got 51 pounds of them to stick to him, they were showing the various technics to get the most for your roll, the guy won with a swimming motion.
     Oh Yes, They were fully clothed.
Skytramp;
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: SwampDonkey on December 22, 2005, 05:54:35 PM
 :D :D :D :D That Spike TV has all kinds of crazy stunts.
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: crtreedude on December 22, 2005, 06:42:15 PM
SkyTramp - you haven't restarted anything - it never ends...

See - this proves my point, you have to a bit crazy to like gritz!

Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: sawguy21 on December 23, 2005, 02:29:14 AM
Shhh, don't tell DanG, he'll be racing up there for the leftovers :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: crtreedude on December 23, 2005, 02:42:46 AM
I think if Jeff put his mind to it he could change some avatars to look like they were rolled in Grits...  ;D
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: SwampDonkey on December 23, 2005, 07:27:47 AM
I think Fred just volunteered. :D :D ;D
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: crtreedude on December 23, 2005, 08:08:09 AM
Nah, I was thinking of Harold - a person with his own 51lbs of Grits in his container...  ;D
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: Skytramp on December 23, 2005, 08:14:02 AM
I can think of a lot of things that I had rather have in my pockets than grits.
     Now a couple of scantily clad women rolling around in a tub of grits would be the answer to a  southern boys dream.
SKY;
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: SwampDonkey on December 23, 2005, 08:54:38 AM
What you say was in your pocket?  ::)
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: Furby on December 23, 2005, 08:27:49 PM
Quote from: Skytramp on December 23, 2005, 08:14:02 AM
Now a couple of scantily clad women rolling around in a tub of GrItz would be the answer to a southern boys dream.
SKY;
Looking at Gritz a bit differently now.
Don't worry, it was only a fleeing thought! ;D
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: Jeff on December 23, 2005, 09:11:31 PM
Quote from: Skytramp on December 23, 2005, 08:14:02 AM
     Now a couple of scantily clad women rolling around in a tub of GrItz would be the answer to a  southern boys dream.
SKY;

Yes, I can see that as it would take all the competition a way you have because a Northern Boy in his right mind wouldn't touch one of em after that.
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: Fla._Deadheader on December 23, 2005, 10:17:18 PM

Evidently, ya haven't seen very many Southren Gals  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: Furby on December 23, 2005, 10:25:48 PM
That was the only reason I looked at Gritz differently for about a half a second........... them there Southern girls! ;)
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: Daren on December 23, 2005, 10:59:22 PM
Grits wresting ? I saw pudding wresting once and all I could think was "what a waste of good pudding".  Might as well put them grits to good use.
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: Fla._Deadheader on December 23, 2005, 11:36:03 PM

Just so's y'all know, On the Food Network Channel this week, I saw 2 that's right, 2 shows of cookin Grits. One was Paula from Georgia and the other one was Emeril, from New Yawk City.

  Goes to show that the EXPERTS know all about Grits, too.  ;) ;) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: crtreedude on December 26, 2005, 07:19:52 AM
Harold,

The experts also cook calf brains too - an expert can make anything taste good - even grits!

Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: Teri on December 26, 2005, 08:17:03 AM
Calf brains???  thanks Fred!  I just lost my desire to eat anything today!!!
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: crtreedude on December 26, 2005, 08:24:57 AM
Scrambled Eggs With Calf's Brains Recipe


Scrambled Eggs With Calf's Brains Recipe ingredients

    * 12 eggs, beaten
    * 1 calf's brain
    * 3 tablespoons butter
    * seasonings to taste

   
instructions

To prepare this Scrambled Eggs With Calf's Brains Recipe, first boil the calf's brain in salted water for about 15 minutes. Remove from water. Cut in small pieces. Season. Scramble with the eggs in the butter.

Just trying to help you recover from the Holidays...
  ::)
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: crtreedude on December 26, 2005, 08:25:34 AM
What they didn't say is that you can substitute Grits...  ;D
Title: Re: Winner with 51lbs of G-R-I-T-S
Post by: Teri on December 26, 2005, 08:43:42 AM
 UGH!!!!!