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Title: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Texas Ranger on December 09, 2002, 12:06:04 PM
This whole Christmas contest was nothing more than to trim by pro Texas, pro Texan, text from under my name.

I will get even, I will post more and more Texana.

Just you wait, Henry Higgins.
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Jeff on December 09, 2002, 12:11:05 PM
Viva!
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Texas Ranger on December 09, 2002, 01:06:42 PM
The game is afoot. 8)
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: ADfields on December 09, 2002, 03:35:02 PM
Don
("Which means I will have to redo my profile in a month.")

Just keep it, this time of year will be back quick as a flash!
Andy
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Jeff on December 09, 2002, 04:03:44 PM
I think he should change it now.

He never mentioned the Alamo.

He Never mentioned Buddy Holly

He never mentioned John Wayne

He never mentioned how BBQ Pig don't count as BBQ unless its shoved in a steer.

He never mentioned wood Nymphs

For God's sake never mentioned Sue

He never mentioned GUNS!

He never mentioned the best quality hat he ever got other then maybe Gov. issue came from ME

He never mentioned how knowing someone from Michigan has changed his views, probably changed his life for the better and convinced him that at least some Yankees were alright and probably could fit right in even in the LSS.
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: woodman on December 10, 2002, 08:24:43 PM
Amen Jeff
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: ADfields on December 10, 2002, 11:56:22 PM
Jeff
Now all he needs to do is past your post over ther after what he has now and he will have it all covered!  :D ;D
Andy
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Tom on December 11, 2002, 08:53:36 AM
Yee hi-i--i !   Go gett'em cowboy.That Texas thing is PRIDE! and a smattering of what might be found in the proverbial matchbox. :D  A friend of mine moved form Fla. to Texas and you'd think he had been born there. That stuff is terribly contagious. :D
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Texas Ranger on December 11, 2002, 01:06:07 PM
Well, thankee, Tom, I accept those accolades with a humble Texas heart.  As in deep in the heart of, ah, never mind..................... ;D
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: ADfields on December 11, 2002, 03:26:34 PM
Now dont tell Don this but in all my wondering about all the 50 states Texas was ------------------------------well------------------one of them! ;D :)



Just kidding Don.   I will say if your in Texas and walk into a food joint you will be well fed with great food no mater what name is on the place!! 8)  Thay do know how to COOK down ther now!
Andy
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Tom on December 11, 2002, 03:30:12 PM
Yeah, we taught them how.  Most of those fellows came from Georgia, Alabama, South and North Carolina and Tennessee way back when.  You can't pass through here without learning about good vittles. :D
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Don P on December 14, 2002, 10:24:34 AM
                     Still the King, Aha   ;D
(https://forestryforum.com/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.webspawner.com%2Fusers%2Fbobwillsinfo%2FBobWills.jpg&hash=30f21469eaf4b1ad1cc96c730c63cbc4a7805260)

http://rockhall.com/hof/inductee.asp?id=212

Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Tom on December 14, 2002, 11:56:34 AM
I cherish my Bob Wills album  ah-h hah-h-h
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Paul_H on December 14, 2002, 09:22:22 PM
I was looking for a song that he recorded during WWII.

There will be a sad day coming,for the foes of all mankind.
They must answer to the people,and it's troubling their mind.
Everybody who must fear them,will rejoice on that great day.
When the power of dictators,shall be taken all away.

Chorus
There'll be smoke on the water,on the land and the sea,
when our army and navy,over take the enemy....


I had that song on a old cassette,that is long gone.I liked his music too.I still add  ahh  hah,aa, to other artists songs that need it.
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Tom on December 14, 2002, 09:26:42 PM
 :D :DI do the same thing :D :D

How many of us out here do you reckon are afflicted with this strange Texas Tourette's Syndrome. :D
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Paul_H on December 14, 2002, 09:32:21 PM
Hopefully millions Tom 8)

Some songs have that natural pause in them.

Now I know the name of my condition, :D TTS
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Texas Ranger on December 15, 2002, 09:27:11 AM
Tom, we took the worst from the rest and came up with the best, what can I tell ya.  As far as cooking goes, we DID NOT learn to bar-b-que from folks that call hog bar-b-que.  Or cook without jalopenos, or cumin, or file, or rice, or rattlesnake, well, maybe not that last one. ;)

Ahhhhh Hahhhhhhhh.  Where else but Texas could ya get the Texas Dough Boys.
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Jeff on December 15, 2002, 09:58:23 AM
Pillsbury?
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Tom on December 15, 2002, 10:08:29 AM
Beef's good but hogs're best when you're bar-b-cueing.  That's a lot different around here than just cookin' over an open fire.  You can't beat beef over flame when you want a tasty roast or steak but pork stands up to the mustard and tomato based sauces without getting all dried out and tough.  A little cayenne wakes up the taste buds but it's the hickory, oak, cherry or red bay that really makes you roll your eyes, fall down prostrate on your back in the hot sand and kick your feet. mmm--mm mm  Love that hog meat. ;D(https://forestryforum.com/smile/laugh4.gif)
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: swampwhiteoak on December 16, 2002, 05:39:01 AM
Beef is for hamburgers or steaks.  Real BBQ is pork or mutton cooked over a hickory pit.
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Texas Ranger on December 16, 2002, 07:10:17 AM
MUTTON?!  GAG! ::)

Beef, it's whats for dinner.  And you don't need all that tomatoe and mustard casing to make it taste good.
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Tom on December 16, 2002, 07:18:05 AM
Your right Don, you don't need'em but mmmmmmmmmboy that mustard sauce is so-o--o--o good. ;D
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: CHARLIE on December 16, 2002, 08:35:37 PM
Actually boys.....Florida is the 2nd largest beef producing state in the U.S. but a Florida Cracker knows that there's more to eatin' than eatin' a cow. Florida Crackers want variety. Heck, they BBQ both beef and pork but pork just seems not to overpower the BBQ flavor like beef. ;)  Now y'all ain't et nothin' til you've sunk yore teeth into some BBQ gator tail. They ain't got that in Texas...... ;D
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Texas Ranger on December 16, 2002, 10:10:54 PM
What's that they used to say in the Tuna Commercial?  SORRY CHARLIE!
Title: Re: Jeff, you sneaky dog,  you!
Post by: Texas Ranger on December 16, 2002, 10:13:32 PM
What's that they used to say in the Tuna Commercial?  SORRY CHARLIE!  Bar b que gator is an old thing here, as is most anything else that was alive at one time.  One of the first things you do in Texas before trying a "new" Mexican restauant is to check and see if there are any dogs in the neighbor hood.  No dogs, no eat. :P

With our diverse culture, there aint much a Texan of some heritage or the other hasn't had in the cood pot.