Just when one thinks he's heard the strangest, then I read about mis-directed shipments from China containing body parts. Thanks to DHL, I guess. Careful what you open in your living room. :)
Fox News item (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,256380,00.html)
Yeah, they lost 30 packages containing body parts. :o >:(
I'd like a left arm and lower back please. ;D
The one couple got a head, so your request may just be possible.
Call China and see what's up for grabs. :)
Dangit Jeff B got the lower back, ok my left arm is good but I could use a right one! ;) whats left? anyone need knees :o
markm
I have a good appetite.
Yeah I'm sure you do Tom, but I draw the line at eating human body parts in all but the most extreme of situations.
wonder what goes good with ear ::)
Everything is pretty good with either ketchup or butter on it.... ;D ;D ;D
'Specially that ketchup with the jalepeno's in it ;D
You might have to pickle it.
All my parts are already pickled.
Good thing that you are not in China ;D.
Any one for takeout. ::) Where is that takeout menu. ???
With free delivery!
DanG Chinese fast food ;D
ranch dressing makes most anything taste good,& as far as whats available does'nt china have about a billon people or so that should be plenty to go around :)
Best advice on the ear thing: make sure you clean out the wax really well, since that's the bitter part, and no amount of jalapeno ketchup will cover that nasty bitter taste. ;D
We use sweet cole slaw and tobasco on sowe's ear. Yum, yum. That's good I gar-on-tee.
"There is no hazard to health. . . " so says officialdom. Oh sure. Raise your hand if you think opening unrefrigerated packages of human flesh is perfectly safe.
But thanks for the "heads up" beenthere. ;)
They were probably as safe as beef jerky :)
Ya know, this string of posts has taken some weird turns, I think perhaps you snow bound yankes got some serious cabin fever goin on. But, Tom, there just aint no excuse for you an DanG.! :o
The Ranger's right, you FF folks definitely don't need any excuses to bring up a food discussion. I'm thinkin' that gettin' between a FF member and the buffet at a steakhouse just might be hazardous to my health. :D ;D
Jim
just opening up a can of ears ahhh worms ::)
I see now in Detroit a guy was carvin' up his own body parts and not sendin' ta China fer 'em.... :o :o :o :o
What's goin' on over der.... ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Yeah, first it was tattos, then body piercings, now I guess the new thing is body carving. What's next, designer amputation. ???
"Hey Billy Bob, have you seen Steve lately? He removed his nose and had a miniature DVD screen installed so if you get bored with what he's talking about you can mash a button oh his face and watch a movie instead. He looks great! I've been thinking about getting rid of my arms since I am in a straight jacket all the time anyway."
Kevin.....must be that the padded cell they are keeping you in is getten toya. :D
need a new rearend wife is working mine off
Quote from: leweee on March 05, 2007, 04:53:58 PM
Kevin.....must be that the padded cell they are keeping you in is getten toya. :D
I think I got to it. The buttons are poppin off :D